“Joaquin, I’m sorry you couldn’t be here tonight.” ~ Letterman.
Things got a little weird. Then a lot weird. Then funny. Then a little vague. Then a little tense.
I’ll come over to your house and chew gum. ~ Letterman.
Edited version that’s got over 2 million views in first week, the others got way more and have been removed I guess:
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