[April Fool’s] Breaking News: Christian Science Monitor: Norwegian Nobel Committee announces Global Warming is Hoax after all, rescinds Al Gore Peace prize.

Via on Apr 1, 2009

global warming hoax

All those Republican crazies who haven’t gotten laid in a decade, ranting in your local cafe about how global warming is a hoax? Turns out they were onto something, other than their ex-wife’s broom handle. Excerpt via today’s Christian Science Monitor:

press release from the committee quotes a  chagrined Rajendra Pachauri, the UN climate panel’s chair, who claims that he was the victim of a “cunning deception spanning  decades”:”It turns out that all that data from satellites and radiosondes, surface temperature readings, borehole analysis, measurements of rising sea levels, melting glaciers and permafrost, phenological data, and proxy reconstructions of paleoclimatic conditions were all fabricated out of thin air by my former friend, Al Gore.”

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