Buddhists are now Muslims? face the strange changes…

Via on Jan 15, 2011

According to some dude in Minneapolis, due to changes in the Earth’s magnetic core, the Zodiac calendar is out of whack.

So perhaps it’s time for the Leo to soften his roar… oh, wait, according to the new standard, I’m still a Leo.  Roar!!

Professional astrologers are debunking this claim (at least its implications for astrology) so it’s actually much ado about nothing (though one has to chuckle at the thought of seeking “more credible astrologers”).

But, assuming this development is true, it appears to have implications for other realms - including Christian denominations and… probably other religions too.

…Following the recent announcement of changes to the Zodiac calendar, a denominational watchdog organization, Denomawatch, made a surprising announcement of its own today.“We have long suspected that there was a misalignment of denominational identities, but weren’t certain until earlier this week,”said Dr. Cambio, Associate Director of Denomawatch..  (the full story: http://davidljohns.wordpress.com/2011/01/13/lutherans-are-now-nazarenes-denominational-expert-says/ )

Most interesting to me was to see that Unitarians are really Southern Baptists.

On a related note, it seems Tea Partiers are now Liberals, liberals are Republicans, and conservatives are Democrats, Democrats, are now Whigs, and BullMoosers are Socialists.

Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes!

About Roger Wolsey

Roger Wolsey is a free-spirited GenX-er who thinks and feels a lot about God and Jesus. He’s a progressive Christian who identifies with people who consider themselves as being “spiritual but not religious.” He came of age during the “Minneapolis sound” era and enjoyed seeing The Replacements, The Jayhawks, Husker Du, The Wallets, Trip Shakespeare, Prince, and Soul Asylum in concert—leading to strong musical influences to his theology. He earned his Masters of Divinity degree at the Iliff School of Theology in Denver, CO. Roger is an ordained pastor in the United Methodist Church and he currently serves as the director of the Wesley Foundation campus ministry at C.U. in Boulder, CO. He was married for ten years, divorced in 2005 and now co-parents a delightful 10-year old son. Roger loves live music, hosting house concerts, rock-climbing, yoga, centering prayer, trail-running with his dog Kingdom, dancing, camping, riding his motorcycle, blogging, and playing his trumpet in ska bands and music projects. He's recently written a book Kissing Fish: christianity for people who don't like christianity

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One Response to “Buddhists are now Muslims? face the strange changes…”

  1. Cynthia says:

    “We have long suspected that there was a misalignment of denominational identities…" Perhaps it's time to see a chiropractor?

    Thanks for the fun post!

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