“God” is what Bill O’Reilly says when he doesn’t understand where something came from.
Proving the existence of God: “As long as nobody knows, the answer has got to be God.”
Stephen Colbert with a funny/true bit (especially love the bit about the faucets), so funny/true he loses it himself at one point:
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