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February 5, 2011

New Age Girl: “She’s a vegetarian, she don’t like meat but she sure likes to bone.”

With thanks to a friend on twitter, we just (re)discovered this song lost, properly I think, to the dustbin of history.

I could write something much, much better, funnier, with a lot more detail and laughs and rhymes or whatever you want. Just try me.

In any case, enjoy, or try to:

New Age Girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc

Dead Eye Dick
New Age Girl

I’ve got a New Age girl (tell us what she’s like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike)
She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she’s heading for a crash)

Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did we begin

Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone

You know, she drives wind car (how does she like it)
It doesn’t get her far (why she doesn’t bike it)
But it gets her to where she’s going
I don’t know, I don’t know where that is
I wish I knew
I don’t know where she’s going and I don’t know where she’s been
All I know that lovin’ her has got to be a sin

Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moo will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone

Mary Moon, will you hesitate
Don’t segregate your thoughts from your emotions
(Mary Moon)
I know devotion isn’t way up high

Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she’s an intellectual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

She’s the one for me, me oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

I’ve got a New Age girl (tell us what she’s like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike)
She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she’s heading for a crash)
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did we begin
Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone
You know, she drives wind car (how does she like it)
It doesn’t get her far (why she doesn’t bike it)
But it gets her to where she’s going
I don’t know, I don’t know where that is
I wish I knew
I don’t know where she’s going and I don’t know where she’s been
All I know that lovin’ her has got to be a sin
Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone
Mary Moon, will you hesitate
Don’t segregate your thoughts from your emotions
(Mary Moon)
I know devotion isn’t way up high
Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she’s an intellectual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
She’s the one for me, me oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon

I’ve got a New Age girl (tell us what she’s like)
Environmentalist girl (does she ride a bike)
She has a crystal necklace (does she spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless (she’s heading for a crash)

Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did we begin

Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone

You know, she drives wind car (how does she like it)
It doesn’t get her far (why she doesn’t bike it)
But it gets her to where she’s going
I don’t know, I don’t know where that is
I wish I knew
I don’t know where she’s going and I don’t know where she’s been
All I know that lovin’ her has got to be a sin

Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone

Mary Moon, will you hesitate
Don’t segregate your thoughts from your emotions
(Mary Moon)
I know devotion isn’t way up high

Mary Moon, she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon, she’s an intellectual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon despite that fact remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon (Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

She’s the one for me, me oh (Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

I’ve got a new age girl
(Tell us what she’s like)
An environmentalist girl
(Does she ride a bike)
She has crystal necklace
(She spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless
(She’s heading for a crash)
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did she begin..
Mary Moon.. she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don’t eat meat
But she sure like the bone
RAH
You knew she drives a wind car
(How does she like it)
It doesn’t get her far
(Why doesn’t she bike it)
But it gets her to where she’s going to
(I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know)
Where that is, I wish I knew
I don’t know where she’s going
And I don’t know where she’s been
All I know that loving her has gotta be a sin
(Chorus)
RAH
Mary Moon will you hesitate
Don’t segregate your thought from your emotions
I know that devotion isn’t way up there
RAH
Mary Moon.. she’s a vegetarian
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. She’s an intellectual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. Despite that fact remains quite sexual
(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. She’s the one for me, me, yeah
RAH

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