Hilarious/true at least for young’uns:
At least when I was young, I would have agreed. Now, my friend Dave (and I’ve learned from his grown-up example) would say any woman like this, don’t chase her.
Get a few men together, one drink too many, and they’ll all agree that you hand a woman your heart, it’ll get stepped on…or, at least, ignored. Act like a charming asshole, you’re in every time.
It’s a confusing, samsaric lesson to learn, but there it is.
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