“What a woman wants.”

Via on May 27, 2011

Hilarious/true at least for young’uns:

At least when I was young, I would have agreed. Now, my friend Dave (and I’ve learned from his grown-up example) would say any woman like this, don’t chase her.

Get a few men together, one drink too many, and they’ll all agree that you hand a woman your heart, it’ll get stepped on…or, at least, ignored. Act like a charming asshole, you’re in every time.

It’s a confusing, samsaric lesson to learn, but there it is.

Mitchell & Webb strike again:

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4 Responses to ““What a woman wants.””

  1. Lasara Allen LasaraAllen says:

    Ow! And funny as hell! Much needed laugh. :)

  2. elephantjournal says:

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    Pete O'Neil LOL Shakespear! LOL

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    Elizabeth Pickett I didn't watch the video but the written intro is certainly creepy.

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    Pete O'Neil It is funny because you think it is going one direction (based on prev movies skits and such) but does not. It is a little trashy but comical.

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    elephantjournal.com Elizabeth, I didn't take the time to read your comment, but your name is awfully nice. ~ Waylon Lewis
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    Danuta Banasik hilarious :D

  3. Monique says:

    Haha! My theory is that women don't want assholes (grown-up women, don't, anyway), they just want nice guys who are animals in bed. Or maybe that's just me, lol;)

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