I don’t want to make any huge generalizations about women, I’m not here to do that, it’s—it’s vulgar!
But all I’ll say is that they have no feelings.
Because it’s actually men, you’ll find, who are the far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say,
“I’ve found somebody. She’s amazing. If I don’t get to be with this person, I’m f*cked. I can’t carry on, no I mean it, she’s totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. I can’t stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don’t, I going to end up in some bedsit, I’ll be alcoholic, I’ll have itchy trousers. I can’t—I can’t walk the streets any more.”
That—is how women—feel about shoes.
Same video, as backup:
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