“I think it’s fair to say I’ve never given a sh*t!” ~ Lewis Black

Kim Kardashian’s rise to fame started with a self-distributed sex tape. The other contestants are hardly more inspiring: “alcoholic…convicted perjury…money-launderer…sleaze peddler…drug-abusing underage whore-mongerer…douchebag in the bow tie!”

And yet there’s…”never been this much controversy” from viewers as about Chaz Bono, someone’s who’s never done any wrong to anyone?

“I’m surprised at their concern!”

Loooove Lewis Black:

“I don’t know if letting your kids watch Chaz Bono will turn them into transsexuals—but I’m pretty sure that letting them watch Keith Ablow will turn them into assh*les!”

Back in Black – Threats to America’s Children

Lewis Black takes a look at good and bad arsenic and wonders what makes Chaz Bono more controversial than a bunch of criminals and freaks. (05:15)

Relephant:

Lewis Black is Pissed! At BP!