Don’t Shoot Me.

Via on Nov 21, 2011

Apparently, it’s flu shot season again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Photo: expertinfantry)

Everywhere you go right now, you can get a flu shot.

Most grocery stores have a flu shot clinic. The library is doing a flu shot clinic. Drug stores, malls––I’m pretty sure by the end of the week Starbucks with be offering free flu shots with their Eggnog Lattes. It’s what we are supposed to do, right?

On their website, the Center for Disease Control explains that a flu shot is a good preventative measure and will help prevent the influenza virus. They stress that it  is especially important for young children and the elderly, because of their high risk of complications from the influenza virus. They go on to say that during years when the viruses in the vaccine and the viruses circulating nationwide are not a good match, the vaccine may not be effective. Also, they mention that it isn’t usually that effective for children and the elderly since their immune systems are weaker.

So let’s look at this:

The vaccine may not prevent you from what’s out there this year. They are guessing based on last year.

The people they recommend it for the most are the least likely to have it be effective.

This is from the CDC, not an anti-vaccination group.

Also of note are the possible complications and side effects: soreness, fever, aches, wheezing, headache, vomiting, Guillain-Barré Syndrome, allergic reaction, and “flu like” symptoms. Oh, and if you are including the H1N1 “swine flu” vaccine, may cause vasculitis, paralysis, anaphylactic shock, and death. This doesn’t even take into account the widely debated but not unreasonable concerns about injecting oneself and one’s family with heavy metals and preservatives.

This isn’t meant to be inflammatory or anti-Western medicine.  While some people take a staunch, anti-vaccination stance, I do believe that they have their place. I don’t think that place is the corner drug store, grocery store, library, school, Target or McDonalds. (Psst…I heard if you get your flu shot at Trader Joe’s you get a free bottle of two-buck Chuck!)

So what do we do then? Cross our fingers and hope for the best?  Go with an equally controversial and possibly unhelpful assortment of holistic remedies? For every article you read on how helpful Echinacea is, you can find three more saying it does nothing or (worse) it might actually make you sicker. There are so many natural remedies to fight colds and flu. Everyone has an opinion, a favorite tea, soup or supplement that is their miracle cure.

Instead of all that, here are eight non-controversial, non-invasive things you can do to prevent colds and flu this winter:

1. Wash your hands. You don’t need to go Howard Hughes with this. After the bathroom, before you eat and after blowing your nose or similar are fine. Use common sense. You don’t need anything fancy, just hot water and soap, or an alcohol based waterless cleanser if they aren’t available.

2. Stay hydrated. The human body is about 70% water. We lose about a pint of water a day from exhalation alone. If you want to keep everything flowing along happily, you need to stay hydrated. A good rule of thumb is to cut your body weight in half, and drink that number in ounces of water per day. Coffee is wonderful, but make sure you are compensating for its diuretic effects with extra water.

3. Eat your fruits and vegetables. There is new information every day about the miraculous effects of various fruits and vegetables. I’ve heard they will enable you to do everything from leaping  tall buildings in single bound, to being the world’s greatest lover, to having the skin of a five year old. I don’t know if I buy all of it. It’s not magical; it’s common sense. Eating a wide variety of different colored fruits and vegetables is good for your health. (P.S. they help you stay hydrated too.)

4. Move your body. Your circulatory system has your heart to keep things pumping. Your lymph system (one of your immune system superheroes) needs to you move to keep things flowing. Go for a walk, ride your bike, go to yoga, get a massage.

5. Breathe. Deep breathing boosts your immune system by lowering stress hormones and reminding your nervous system that you aren’t being attacked. Even  two minutes is helpful. Even better if it’s accompanied by meditation.

6. Get enough sleep. No sleep, no human growth hormone. We make less of this as we age. Once you’ve reached your full height, the main purpose of HGH is tissue repair. Want to look and feel horrible? Get less sleep than you need. Everyone’s “enough” sleep amount varies, but regularly getting at least seven hours of sleep is a good baseline for adults.

7. Go outside. Get some sunshine! Especially in the wintertime, every little bit helps your body make vitamin D and regulate serotonin levels. Getting out of stuffy, overheated, germ-filled rooms is a good motivator to go outside too.

8. Laugh. Laughing moves your lymph system, brings in oxygen, boosts lots of happy hormones like serotonin and interleukin. It lowers levels of stress hormones. It also helps in ways that science just doesn’t understand yet. (Crying helps too, in a different way, but for some of the same reasons.)

Bonus to help with number eight: in lieu of flu shot, a little Louis C.K.

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(Some NSFW language and will result in massive laughter and possible rolling on the floor.)

About Kate Bartolotta

Kate Bartolotta is the strongest girl in the world. She is the love child of a pirate and a roller derby queen. She hails from the second star to the right. Her love of words is boundless, but she knows that many of life’s best moments are completely untranslatable. When she is not writing, you may find her practicing yoga, devouring a book, playing with her children, planting dandelions, or dancing barefoot with her heart on her sleeve. She is madly in love with life and does not know how this story ends; she’s making it up as she goes. Kate is the owner and editor-in-chief of Be You Media Group. She also writes for The Huffington Post, elephant journal, The Good Men Project, The Green Divas, Yoganonymous, The Body Project, Project Eve, Thought Catalog and Soulseeds. She facilitates writing workshops and retreats throughout North America. Heart Medicine, Kate's book on writing, is now available on Amazon.com You can follow Kate on Facebook and Twitter

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20 Responses to “Don’t Shoot Me.”

  1. Never got the shot, never will! My son's pediatrician mentioned it, but no for my son either. Knock on wood (perhaps the best way to avoid the flu?) we haven't been hit. Great points, Kate!

  2. __MikeG__ says:

    According to the CDC there are an average of 23,000 deaths from flu each year in the U.S and millions of flu shots have been given without complication. Life threatening complications from flu vaccinations are very rare and usually occur within minutes to a few hours after receiving the vaccination. For me the numbers are convincing, especially for the vulnerable populations of the very young and the elderly.

    From the Washington Post:

    The average number of deaths was 23,607. But the CDC found that there was a very wide range, from as few as 3,349 died in the 1986-1987 flu season but as many as 49,614 in the 2003-2004 season. The difference from year to year was largely due to the strain of flu virus that was circulating. For example, seasons when H3N2 viruses were prominent had nearly triple the number of flu-associated deaths than in years when influenza A or influenza B viruses were prominent.

  3. guest says:

    and here we go again. I won't get a flu shot but this article beats the same wrong information home, I actually clicked on it just to see if someone got it right.
    a) it doesn't matter where you get your flu shot, as long as it's from a health provider (so if Trade Joe's offers shots, go ahead)
    b) the heavy metal myth doesn't seem to die out. anyone care to do their homework instead of just plagiarizing the previous wrong article? vaccines either have no heavy metal in them (but something that's a derivate of a compound, not the same as the heavy metal and not dangerous)-and even if they did, the amount you get from one shot is less than you take in naturally every day (hmm..sushi!) So skip the heavy metal scare. it's wrong. yes, it's completely unreasonable!
    c) as someone previously mentioned, the side effects are milder and less common than the illness they are preventing. Your chances of having serious side effects are negligible compared to your chances of getting the flu. (if you are healthy and in a country with health care, you should be ok even without a flu shot)

    Thanks for the stay healthy guide though, I need to be reminded to get more veggies and more liquid this week. :)
    PS: yogi tobey: no, the recent outbreak of whopping cough was due to parents refusing to vaccine their children.

  4. Lara says:

    -there is no mercury in vaccine
    -adjuvants are in such a low dose that it's not poison. (go google "vaccination myth debunked with science")
    -as with most vaccines, no vaccine prevents getting sick 100% but even if the person gets the flu, it won't be life threatening.
    -I looked up the CDC information, your sentence is misleading. A mismatch in virus vs. vaccine means an lower efficiency, not that it's not effective at all. (48% vs. 70%, not 0%). Children need two shots instead of one. so it's not not effective, just less effective.

  5. __MikeG__ says:

    Thanks Emily for the educated response.

    Kate, you make mention about the "risks" and the "gamble" of flu vaccinations. The "gamble" is a short list of very minor side effects vs. tens of thousands of people dead each year on average. And the number of deaths from flu is under reported as many flu deaths are attributed to pneumonia.

  6. Ben Ralston Ben_Ralston says:

    Great article Kate.
    You are writing from a perspective of fearless love, and many readers are coming from a perspective of fearful anxiety. But you've handled the comments with aplomb! (good word huh?!)
    The real issue for me in all this is how far removed we have become, as a species, from nature – from our natural environment.
    Probably it is better for people who sit all day, smoke, eat fast food, and hand over their power and responsibility for their own health and well-being to strangers, to take these shots.

    You and I and anyone who prefers to take responsibility for their health, happiness and well-being (not to mention the health happiness and well-being of our descendants, because yes, everything we do to our bodies affects them too) knows that being injected with toxins is not a good solution. I personally believe that in years to come there will be a link found between vaccinations and a large number of physical and mental health issues that have increased rapidly since vaccinations became health policy.

    In my personal experience: I used to get the flu a lot. Since I became vegetarian and worked on a lot of subconscious issues, healed childhood trauma, etc, I haven't had it once in about 10 years.

    Illness and disease is a natural part of life. When we make an enemy of it we also make an enemy of a deeper part of ourselves, and then we live in constant fear. And that's what a lot of people are doing these days: living in an awful lot of fear.

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