“You look like Tammy Faye Baker with all this sh– stuff on your face.”
To be fair, it’s what all of us cat owners say!
I’m sitting here while three 4-week old kittens play with my hair. And yes, I’ve said lots of stupid sh*t to them. (I draw the line at asking their opinions about my outfit, though. Most of the time.) “He’s a baby. He’s a baby. He’s a good boy!”
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