Sisters, Sisters: The Oy, Oy, Oy of Love. ~ Judyth Hill

Via on Jan 30, 2012

How my sister taught me everything I was afraid to ask.

When she was good
she was very very good
and when she was bad

All I know is Mother Goose must have been talking about me, when I am around my sister.

With no one else, ever, do I see red, go ballistic and start swinging a barbed cudgel of words and recriminations, including bringing up an arsenal of 30 year old grievances as fresh as if they happened that morning, all the while weeping bitterly as if she were doing it to me.

I go from calm to Caligula, from Namaste to Miss Nasty in a nanosecond. Of course, it is all her fault. It must be — she is my sister.

Does this make a single iota of sense to you? If not, your years of therapy and kergillion sessions have paid off. If, however, your behavior can zoom into the certifiable over one innocuous (to the uninitiated) remark about your weight, your shade of eyeliner, or, oh no, not this, your children, or even a real live just plain innocent comment (which don’t actually exist between sisters), then you too are one of the million suffers of the Heartbreak of Sisterness.

What is it with us and our family members, anyway? We should be careful and tender with the ones that love us, instead, it’s the no-holds-barred, all-bets-off version of love. We are kinder to perfect strangers, and even better to people that hate us.

Okay, here’s the story.

I went back (as we say) East. And back it is, emotionally atavistic more like; I’m amazed I didn’t end up grunting and pointing, dragging my knuckles on the ground, and craving huge gobbets of wooly mammoth tartar, or more to the point, a diary with a key, Clearasil and a subscription to Seventeen.

Have you been back in the Other America lately? No need to really go; just call there. Everyone is on the phone. Every minute. I was shocked at what looked like hundreds of outpatients muttering and gesturing, until I realized they were all plugged ear and mouth-wise, into their Black…Berry. Jam, anyone?

Go out for dinner with friends, and everyone at the table, phone set on Vibrate, is text messaging other people they would probably prefer to be with, but because they are with you, they must settle for E-contact with everyone else in their otherwise more compelling circle.

It’s as if every moment of the present must be charged with the exciting potential for a brighter future, or at least, a better date. This makes for intriguingly weird dinner atmosphere and sort of partially scintillating conversations that are not actually occurring with you.

This revision of every rule of pre-existing mealtime etiquette would have Miss Post spinning – though her great granddaughter, Miss Manners, might prescribe leaving the table to “Take Your Calls”- in which case restaurants would have to set up tables for the sole purpose of enabling you to not be at yours.
What did I just say? Who knows? But I swear it’s true.

Being really good friends with someone, or coincidentally, related by blood, means that an at-home evening hanging out together includes emailing, IMing, Skyping, Facebooking, Tweeting, Stumbling Upon, etc, taking calls on cell and landlines, and checking messages on both, with the dispassionate fervor of diabetics monitoring blood sugar. If you can understand all the communicajargon in that sentence, you probably have either been there or done that.

So I’ll shut up right now, which is what I should have done then.

So the mortifying truth is, besides my sister having the audacity to continue to live her own life while I was there, I didn’t get my way.

Following an evening when she took a call from a guy she hadn’t met, instead of watching Memoirs of a Geisha and drinking martinis with me — the nerve of her — we didn’t get to go to the Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore, because there would be too much traffic, and besides, instead we could get dressed up to look extremely hot and go do Karaoke.

So, there you have it. That was my cue to go incendiary. I went insane. I do not exaggerate.

In a state of righteous indignation, a tantrum tornado, I packed my bags and marched them out to her driveway. Despite being 2 hours from anyone else I know, and from any form of even vaguely possible transport to the airport, not to mention that my ticket was for 2 days later, I was storming off in a huff, in a snit; I was leaving and no one can stop me… Remind you of anything? Ever seen a five-year-old run away from home?

Ms. Demento; slamming around and almost — almost — saying every awful thing that came to mind.

While basically a raving maniac, I was also a good house guest – I stripped my bed, put my sheets and used towels in her washer. Did I think I would later be evaluated on my ability to remain polite while utterly out of my mind? Was I worried my mother, rest her soul, would peer down from Death and see what I was doing to my Little Sister? Well, wouldn’t she?

So are you getting this? There was no incident.

Or, even if there was, and I could easily decide there was – that is the whole point – because then I could be deliciously and thrillingly right, as only the older sister can be, but also, have a year, maybe two, where we don’t speak, necessitating the inevitable sobbing, groveling middle-of-the-night phone call begging forgiveness, because I need her. Because she is, well, she is my sister.

And she was there for so many truly awful times growing up, the ones only we know, the times we had only each other to hold on to and we developed our dark Jewish humor to laugh and live through it, and it’s the weight of all that history, isn’t it? We share the unfathomable, intricate depths of our family mythos: we know, we were there; we love each other dearly. Damn, I hate when that happens.

We are privy to each other’s secrets and stories, and it’s not her fault she had a speaking part in my personal drama. And still does.

The question is how to find a way to, well, not exactly start fresh- because much of what is so precious is the density that is always between us. And do I behave unforgivably, just to prove I will be forgiven, to test again the temper of the metal that is our love?

So, maybe it’s to learn to be at least semi-here now without the semi being the Mack truck of emotional baggage I’m still trying to hit her with…while simultaneously needing the EMT people myself.

This time I stopped myself. Before saying the terrible stuff, the “You Always…”, and the “I Never…”, the unforgivable that is part of the bedrock of Sisterness. I walked down to the creek by her house, where we had gone for Tashlik on Rosh Hashanah, to toss our past failures and our gratitude into the moving waters, and I stayed quiet and breathing until the Blame and Shame storm had passed. Then I went back and made my bed and dragged my stuff back inside. Nu? What else to do?
Siblinghood is the Triathlon of love. Just when you think you swam your fastest, jumped your highest, you now need to race a 30 geared bicycle along a course that ascends mystically up a crazy grade… in 200% humidity.

In the end, we know we will be there; we will go the distance. We always have, that is what being a sister means. This is the short and the very very, I hope, long of it.
So we got totally dolled up, and she did my makeup and let me borrow her Prescriptive’s Magic and gave me her eyelash curler and I gave her my honest and, of course, correct, sisterly opinion on half an hour of wardrobe decisions, until she looked utterly fabulous, and we were both entirely cute.

We met her friends at the Karaoke bar, which turned out to very wild and a major blast, and we downed huge cheeseburgers and thick, perfect fries, and drank big very pink Cosmos, and it was divine.

There was a way cool troupe of gay women, and one talk/crooned a quirky, so sexy version of “I Feel Pretty” to her girlfriend, and then my sister stood up and sang a throaty, heart-stopping version of “Someone to Watch Over Me.”

I felt blessed and relieved, to know I would.

edited by Greg Eckard

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Judyth Hill is a poet, teacher, author, living wildly as ever, on her bougainvillea bejeweled ranchito, Simple Choice Farm, just outside San Miguel de Allende, Mexico. Though she has published six poetry collections, innumerable magazine articles, & wrote the hit poem: Wage Peace (it’s right here in elephant journal!) and -woweee!- She takes writers & foodies all over the world on wild writing culinary adventures. What cracks her up is she is asked, “Are you still writing?”  So, she says, “Well, actually I decided there was better money in astro-physicism, so I’m trying that out, kinda temporarily, while I’m in beautician school, and working nights at Whole Foods, getting ready to take the bar exam, but that’s just in case: cause my heart is still pre-med, ya know?”

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13 Responses to “Sisters, Sisters: The Oy, Oy, Oy of Love. ~ Judyth Hill”

  1. Lorin Arnold Lorin says:

    Ah, the beauty and terror of the sibling relationship!

    Posted to Elephant Family on Facebook and Twitter.

    Lorin Arnold
    Blogger at The VeganAsana
    Associate Editor for Elephant Food
    Editor for Elephant Family

    • Judyth Hill says:

      Lorin!!!! Hello!!! I am sooooooooooo happy you read this…cuz I got a very elephanty piece on the beauty and terror of….the Table….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for posting!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxj

  2. kathleen says:

    Ah, Judyth- our living bard of wild wisdom! Thank you for the laughter, insight, and connection to self truth.

  3. deepdurga says:

    Snorting tea out of my nose as I read and laugh. Gawd, what battleground we live through, growing up with a sister. Your piece brings to mind all those times my older sister ripped apart my favorite stuffed animals, yet fiercely protected me from the neighborhood children and carried me across the worms on the side walk as I cried in terror in the rain. Thank you Judyth: you captured both the agony & the ectascy of sisterhood, as well as the weird modern compulsion to check in our media sites. And *sigh*, yes I know everyone of those you mentioned.

    • Judyth Hill says:

      Hello Ms Deep…well i just love what you wrote….how well I remember the wormmines on rainy sidewalks…..and entire stuffed animal Wars (she threw my little velvet dalmation, Wibby, out our 12 story apt …but we forgive, right..and we forget…….don't we???!!!!….yikesssssss!!! Thank you… for posting! Judyth

  4. Ruth Schampier says:

    Oh Judyth, this masterpiece reads and flows like a sumer breeze out of your creative Spirit ..flawless and pure as though each word were chosen carefully so as to fit perfectly with the one before and the one following….and yet they all race together like a well planned marathon….Oh, it was delicious. I danced the whole way through and laughed and cried with you and hoped it would never end…but it did.. the best possible way…leaving me completely satisfied and yet craving more of Judyth Hill.

    • Judyth Hill says:

      WOW WOW WOW!! Big time love Miss Ruthie!!!! Thank your for this scrumptious hot fudge with all the trimmings sundae…I feel deply, delciously….ecstatically…..READ!!!!! So…Slovenia R Us???!!!xxxxto you!!

  5. Linda Sperling says:

    Jufyth Hill rocks! (And I am not saying this just because I love her poetry). More from Judyth, please, mpore!

    • Judyth Hill says:

      Linda!!!! Thank you!!! I am rocking on with an equally nutty piece, "How to Be in Love" for next week!!!!!
      It is just soooooooooooooo cool to have you in my again….maybe send a new poem of yours??!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxj

  6. JoanLogghe says:

    And I don't even have a sister, well, maybe almost one. Insights into any love triangle, you, me, and Right. I just got back from back east so totally in the groove. More Judyth, always.

  7. Laura Juliet Wood says:

    Thank you for this Judyth! So much truth in all of it…. and we do grow…. yesterday I got a call from my sister in Australia telling me she was pregnant, and I could actually be happy for her! (As my grandmother would say, 'Wonders never cease.') Besides, it will give me more reasons to travel Down Under!
    Congrats and look forward to more,
    Love,
    Laura Wood

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