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Sh*t Meditators Think.



Holla for my Mala!

I won’t even tell you how many times I’ve been to Bali!

*The women over at Tiny Devotions made this video.

Here’s the Ele Sh*t Library:

Sh*t New Age Girls Say

Sh*t Crunchy Mamas Say

Sh*t Bartenders Say

Sh*t Cyclists Say

Sh*t Ny&DC Say

Sh*t Foodies Say

Sh*t Baristas Say

Sh*t Vegans Say

Sh*t Girls Say To Gay Guys

Sh*t Yogis Say

Sh*t Nobody Says

Sh*t Gay Guys Say to Their Cats

Sh*t Canadians Say, Eh!


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Jennifer Cusano, social media aficionado, research connoisseur, and writer du jour, is a new born Yogi on a path of personal exploration and long overdue healing. Much like the Lotus Flower,she is struggling to rise through some extremely muddy waters, into something pure, and beautiful, inside and out. Loving her role here at elephant, editing has come to her quite organically. Taking the editorial and social media skills acquired here at elephant, she has moved on into the role as Managing Editor for YOGANONYMOUS. She also wears the Director of Social Media hat for Where Is My Guru and is in her element for sure producing their LIVE radio shows. She reads neurotically, disappears from friends and family frequently, spends entirely too much time on her computer, writes (someday she will conquer the world of YA dystopian fiction, eh?), and is wholeheartedly trying to meditate, practice her asanas, and stick to some structure. A free spirit, she is never happy caged. You can find her on Facebook here, and here,Twitter,Google+,and LinkedIn. She loves making new friends, so hit her up! Also she is more than a little uncomfortable writing about herself in the third person...

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4 Responses to “Sh*t Meditators Think.”

  1. I thought it was funny, and I have Mala's from Tiny Devotions i absolutely LOVE them!

  2. haha hell yea it does!! I thought this was great :)

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