Saturday Night Live: The Real Housewives of Disney.

Via on Mar 4, 2012

“Someone should give a poison apple to whoever told that b*tch she could sing.”

“Jasmine and Aladdin are broke. They used up all their wishes. I heard he spent the last one on a lap dance.”

I’m a fu*king mess.

I’m on the fence here with Lindsey Lohan. Part of me is like wow, she did a good job. The other part is saying, at least she wasn’t high. What do you think?

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Editor: Kate Bartolotta

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  2. Lori Wasserman says:

    I thought that was hysterical!! What disturbs me most about Linday Lohan is what she's done to her face…She was a gorgeous girl. Now she's morphing into Joan Rivers. She's only 25…She's going to run out of options by the time she hits 40. It's just so sad because she's actually really talented.

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