“Someone should give a poison apple to whoever told that b*tch she could sing.”
“Jasmine and Aladdin are broke. They used up all their wishes. I heard he spent the last one on a lap dance.”
I’m on the fence here with Lindsey Lohan. Part of me is like wow, she did a good job. The other part is saying, at least she wasn’t high. What do you think?
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