“Someone should give a poison apple to whoever told that b*tch she could sing.”
“Jasmine and Aladdin are broke. They used up all their wishes. I heard he spent the last one on a lap dance.”
I’m on the fence here with Lindsey Lohan. Part of me is like wow, she did a good job. The other part is saying, at least she wasn’t high. What do you think?
Editor: Kate Bartolotta
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July’s Full Moon in Capricorn: The Heart wants what it Wants. The 4 Stages of a Good Divorce. How to Love a Woman who Scares You. Our Soulmates are Rarely Who We Expect. I Still Think of You. Men, Let’s Stop Fooling Ourselves: Size Matters. To the One Who Tried to Break Me. An Open Letter to the Fixers. How your Stored Memories in the Amygdala can lead to PTSD. How My Sister’s Death Transformed my Self-Perception.