Church Offers Simple New Truths for Instant Salvation. Masses Rejoice.

Via on May 25, 2012

 Isn’t that really what it’s all about?

Get up and dance.

Make the world a little better.

And be nice to everybody (I’m pretty sure Jesus said everybody).



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One Response to “Church Offers Simple New Truths for Instant Salvation. Masses Rejoice.”

  1. shaydewey says:

    Posted to elephant funny facebook page.

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