“There was a price on the guy, but I won’t say how much it was. Let’s just say that it’s the most expensive lobster I never ate.
This lobster has seen World War I, World War II, seen the landing on the moon and the Red Sox win the World Series, he’s made it this far in life. He deserves to live.”
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