This is #52 of 108 Ways to Livin the Moment. Let’s take back our lives one beautiful, funny and delicious moment at a time!
#52 of 108: Sniff Some Gratitude
“An attitude of Thanksgiving is hard work.” ~ Anonymous
There’s nothing like a good scent to get your attention.
And the only thing more intrusive than a good cologne saying “Check me out! I’m in the room and I smell!” is something you shove up your nose and spray!
Have you seen the Gratitude Inhaler from Earth Solutions? Genius.
It should be a requirement for any of us who complain about life.
We can talk about gratitude all day long but the truth is, gratitude is morally and intellectually demanding. It takes mental fortitude to see what is awesome in your life instead of what is not awesome.
And therefore, for some of us, not all, but some of us…abrasive action is needed to divert those neural pathways etched in negativity.
Enough of the sweet loving poems and gratitude blogs. Just take that f*cking inhaler, shove it up your schnozz and blast some gratitude where the sun don’t shine!
Thank you very much!!!!
And for those friends you have, the real whiny ones who drive you craaaaazy, forget trying to help them by suggesting the Tony Robbins seminar or a shrink costing $500/hour…a blast up their beak and they won’t be able to speak.
And for the relatives who drive you insane and cause you great pain, because their demands are tough and you don’t make enough, just give them a whiff, a gratitude lift!
After your meal, when your tummy is round
When it gets real quiet, food comas abound
Take a gratitude sniff and lead from the heart
As you prepare to release…that Thanksgiving fart!
If you are ready to have a super healing weekend that does not require you to travel to faraway lands and spend thousands…but rather establish some love and peace in the comfort of your own home, you are going to love my In-Home Retreat, taking place in January.
(This experience is only for people who need to relax. If you do not need to relax, this is not for you.)
I will lead you through an audio experinece rich with storytelling, inspiration, yoga, and deep relaxation.
And best of all, it will be live! However, if the scheduled times don’t work, no worries, you can download and listen later at your convenience.
Email me at [email protected] with the subject Bring It Home! to receive early registration info.
Ed: Bryonie Wise
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