Realistic Coachella lineup.

Via on Jan 26, 2013

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“I want to do all of the drugs and then lie in the grass and listen to Sigur Ros.”

Via Funny or Die (real lineup below):

coachella funny or die lineup

Real lineup:

Day 1

  • The Stone Roses
  • Blur
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • Modest Mouse
  • Lou Reed
  • Jurassic 5
  • Grinderman
  • Bassnectar
  • Dog Blood
  • How To Destroy Angels
  • Passion Pit
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Band of Horses
  • Beach House
  • Metric
  • Local Natives
  • Of Monsters and Men
  • Infected Mushroom
  • Japandroids
  • Divine Fits
  • Stars
  • Johnny Marr
  • Luciano
  • Wolfgang Gartner
  • Nicky Romero
  • Modestep
  • Tommy Trash
  • Thomas Gold
  • The Shouting Matches
  • Dillon Francis
  • Four Tet
  • Aesop Rock
  • Alt-J
  • Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine
  • TNIGHT
  • Jake Bugg
  • Earl Sweatshirt
  • Polica
  • Sparks
  • Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
  • Purity Ring
  • Lee Scrath Perry
  • Dam-Funk
  • DJ Harvey
  • Jamie xx
  • Seth Troxler
  • Youth Lagoon
  • Deathfix
  • C2C
  • Beardyman
  • Lord Huron
  • Palma Violets
  • IO Echo
  • Skinny Lister
  • The Neighbourhod
  • Sam XL Pure Filth Sound

Day 2

  • Phoenix
  • The xx
  • The Postal Service
  • Sigur Ros
  • New Order
  • Hot Chip
  • Grizzly Bear
  • Knife Party
  • Benny Benassi
  • Two Door Cinema Club
  • Moby
  • Descendents
  • Yeasayer
  • Franz Ferdinand
  • Violent Femmes
  • Simian Mobile Disco
  • Spiritualized
  • Puscifer
  • Cafe Tacvba
  • Portugal the Man
  • The Make-up
  • Bat For Lashes
  • Richie Hawtin
  • Major Lazer
  • Fedde Le Grand
  • Dropkick Murphys
  • FOALS
  • Ben Howard
  • 2 Chainz
  • Janelle Monae
  • Danny Brown
  • Wild Nothing
  • Booka Shade
  • Bingo Players
  • Allen Stone
  • El-P
  • The Selecter
  • Kill The Noise
  • The Evens
  • Biffy Clyro
  • Theophilus London
  • Baauer
  • Zane Lowe
  • Trash Talk
  • Birdy Nam Nam
  • Action Bronson
  • Jason Bentley
  • The Wombats
  • Guards
  • Mona
  • Savages
  • Shovels & Rope
  • Huoratron
  • Kurt Vile
  • Reignwolf
  • Cassy
  • 3Ball MTY
  • Kids These Days
  • The 2 Bears
  • The Colourist
  • Vintage Trouble

Day 3

  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
  • Vampire Weekend
  • Social Distortion
  • Wu-Tang Clan
  • Pretty Lights
  • Eric Prydz
  • Tame Impala
  • The Lumineers
  • Dead Can Dance
  • La Roux
  • James Blake
  • Excision
  • Grimes
  • The Gaslight Anthem
  • The Faint
  • Hardwell
  • Paul Oakenfold
  • Dinosaur Jr.
  • Raider Klan
  • OMD
  • Roni Size
  • The Airborne Toxic Event
  • Father John Misty
  • Tanlines
  • Rodriguez
  • Alex Clare
  • Paul Kalkbrenner
  • Jessie Ware
  • Loco Dice
  • Jamie Jones
  • The Three O’Clock
  • Disclosure
  • Mimosa
  • Cloud Nothings
  • Parov Stelar Band
  • Julio Bashmore
  • Thee Oh Sees
  • Dub Fx
  • Maya Jane Coles
  • JEFF the Brotherhood
  • Smith Westerns
  • Dirtyphonics
  • Joris Voorn
  • Hanni El Khatib
  • Danny Avila
  • Ghost
  • DIIV
  • Little Green Cars
  • Mord Fustang
  • James McCartney
  • Unicorn Kid
  • Robert Delong
  • White Arrows
  • Deep Vally
  • Wild Belle
  • Adrian Lux
  • Ladies Night
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