“Dear Diary,

A cat is a curious magical creature. It’s as if a teddy bear mated with a cactus—and it’s much less fun to play with then it would appear. And yet, it poops delicious candy into a box of pee-flavored sprinkles. Dearest human guards these treats jealousy, often harvesting them into a barrel. But I will admit that I sneak one from time-to-time; they are delicious. Forgive me.”

While I love my cats deeply, the love that I have for my dog is a whole kinda of different love—dog people, you know what I’m talking about.

So, let’s watch this for a laugh:

“I like dogs
Big dogs
Little dogs
Fat dogs
Doggy dogs
Old dogs
Puppy dogs
I like dogs
A dog that is barking over the hill
A dog that is dreaming very still
A dog that is running wherever he will
I like dogs.”

~ Margaret Wise Brown

 

Bonus dog video if you’ve read this far:

 

 

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{Photo: via Charlena on Pinterest}

 

For the cat people: Diary of a Sad Cat