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About: Ricardo das Neves

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Ricardo das Neves is the author of Unenlightened: Confessions of an Irreverent Yoga Teacher, is occasionally known to tweet (@spirithumor) and is committed to keeping a minimum 35% wit content on his website. When he’s not trying to be funny, he acts very serious teaching yoga classes in and around Seattle. Want to receive humorously-described, illustrated yoga poses in your inbox? Click here. Connect with him on Google+
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Visual Yoga Blog: The Standing Neck-Shoulder-Back Release.

by on Apr 18, 2013

No time to release body tension? That’s like having no time to breathe well. Try this 5-minute, do-anywhere respite from shoulder, neck and upper back tension.

Visual Yoga Blog: The Son-of-a-Camel Pose.

by on Apr 11, 2013

Son of a Camel is a variation on the camel pose… easier to do and involving core-stability muscles.

Visual Yoga Blog: The Modified, Rockin’ Paschimottanasana (Or, How to Touch Your Toes & Save the World).

by on Feb 7, 2013

Somehow touching your toes has become the universal determinant of whether you’re flexible as a blade of grass or brittle as peanut brittle. Here’s my inside scoop on how to modify paschimottanasana, the seated forward fold, to develop faster that longed-for toe-touching flexibility.

Visual Yoga Blog: The 3-Minute Better Spinal Twist.

by on Jan 23, 2013

So how exciting can a spinal twist be… yawn, right? But a twist on the ol’ twist can make you feel like you’re being introduced to your spine again. Three minutes to a simple but very effective spinal twist that will have your back thanking you.

The Cheater’s Guide to Sitting in Lotus Pose.

by on Jan 2, 2013

So you’ve always wanted to be a real meditator–or a real yogi–able to sit in lotus position like the grown-ups… Fret not: I have pre-suffered for your convenience to bring you an easy way to achieve lotus pose.

Three Ways to Bring Your Spiritual Practice into Daily Living.

by on Apr 6, 2012

One of the things that I always find striking when I visit a predominantly Islamic country is the call to prayer. Five times a day you basically have a reminder to detach from everything that feels oh-so-important right now and reconnect with your spiritual source. So I started to think: how can I get something equivalent in my life? Here are three possibilities, in case they speak to you.

10 Apps to Propel our Spiritual Practice.

by on Feb 24, 2012

So, you’re a spiritually-inclined type who just shelled out some major cash for the latest smartphone, and you wouldn’t mind finding some Great Spiritual Justification to rationalize what in a harsher light might be seen as your materialistic, acquisitive side. You’ve come to the right place: I assure you, you and I are in good company. And what better way to justify your technological habit than to put it to use in your quest to become a more enlightened human being?

Remember your New Years’ Resolutions? No? Here are the Buddha’s all 12 (apocryphal) ways to fix that.

by on Feb 10, 2012

My guess is if the Buddha did New Years’ Resolutions, the Four Noble Truths would’ve looked like this:

1. In life there is time-wasting

2. The origin of time-wasting is unconsciousness

3. To stop being unconscious you must know what you want and what you don’t want (duh!)

4. To know what you want and what you don’t want, walk the noble twelvefold path….

Perky Holiday Letters, Yogic New Years’ Resolutions, and Valentine’s Day

by on Dec 31, 2011

Does anybody ever read those impossibly happy holiday letters that friends and family send out? Don’t these letters/emails always seem a little too… perky? Once, just once, I want to receive a letter that says, “Dear Friends, This year I broke my stupid toe in the same place as the last three times.. In other news, after twelve years of marital bickering, my wife eloped with the butcher” …

Visual Yoga Blog: The Everything Pose

by on Oct 6, 2011

Impatient yogis everywhere, meet The Everything Pose.Yes, it’s nice to do a whole yoga sequence leading up to a pose, but sometimes you just want to skip to the pose, a pose that cuts to the chase and does everything…

Visual Yoga Blog: The Yogic Tripod

by on Sep 21, 2011

What do people do now that cell phone cameras are replacing regular cameras… and it’s hard to find a tripod to mount the phones for those group portraits where you want to include yourself? The yogic tripod is not, I repeat, not a solution to this issue, but it is a nice little inversion/hip opener/quadriceps stretcher.

Visual Yoga Blog: Warrior 1.1

by on Sep 13, 2011

Among the many things in the world that are hard to improve upon, we have cheesecake, rollercoaster rides and bungee jumping. Warrior 1, a staple of any yoga practice, would appear to be in that category. But watch out: fresh out of beta testing, here comes warrior 1.1. Okay, so we all know the original [...]

8 Things You Can Do Now to Help Your Eyes.

by on Jul 20, 2011

As a sort of self-help followup of a previous article I wrote, Yoga for Your Eyes, I thought I’d compile a quick-and-dirty set of rules for keeping your eyes healthy. The below are courtesy of Drs. Michael Rozen and Mehmet Oz, in “You: The Owner’s Manual” Drink 8 glasses of water daily, more if you [...]

Extra! Extra! Yoga teacher smoked as an eight year old! Read all about it!

by on May 27, 2011

Yes, I started smoking when I was eight years old. As a future yoga teacher, it’s not as if I didn’t know that smoking was bad for you, it’s just that I grew up in Spain, where smoking is so endemic that not too long ago they had an anti-smoking campaign aimed at doctors so [...]

Braces and the Yoga Teacher

by on May 18, 2011

I have been serving out a sentence at a dental correctional facility for the last two years. My crime? Being born with bad teeth. Or sucking on a pacifier during a less-enlightened part of my life. I’m sure at the time it was worth it (especially for my parents) but I’ve been paying for that [...]

Yoga in an airplane.

by on Apr 20, 2011

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen – this is the captain speaking, and on behalf of the flight crew and everyone at Reunited Airways, I’d like to apologize again for the delay in departing. I know you’re all feeling a little antsy, but unless you must use the lavatories, please remain in your seats with your [...]

The 5 percent solution for depression.

by on Mar 28, 2011

Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors: Who would pass up the opportunity of saying that mouthful on a regular basis? Well, okay, anybody who isn’t a biochemistry nerd would. But in case you don’t know, it’s a class of drug that throws some light in the amazing ways in which the brain works…and helps anyone immobilized by [...]

Japan without the sensationalism… from someone living there

by on Mar 19, 2011

(The following is an email from my friend Scott Bohart, who lives in Tokyo and whose assessment of the situation in Japan post-tsunami and post-nuclear reactor damage provides a counterpoint to everything we’ve been hearing in the media. Published here in its totality and with his consent.) Hi, I want to mail you about the [...]

You can lead the horse to the yoga mat, but you can’t make him do parasympathetic yoga.

by on Mar 2, 2011

When it comes to yoga, I’ve always been like those racehorses rearing to get out of the starting gate. Actually, when it comes to anything, I’m that racehorse… yet my first introduction and training in yoga was in a gentle, introspective, meditative tradition. And there actually existed, as I found out, an even gentler and [...]

How to ruin your knees with yoga, running, tennis or skiing

by on Feb 10, 2011

Hello, boys and girls, this is Mr. Rogers and today we discuss the fine art of ruining your knees. Can you say “knee replacement surgery?” I hope you never have to. Actually, ruining your knees is not a fine art. It’s a rough art. You can do it without your parents’ supervision. Just go running [...]

Zen and the Art of Password Management

by on Jan 19, 2011

“Never recycle user names or passwords,” Internet gurus tell us, “so if one of your accounts is compromised, the damage is contained to just that account.” It used to be that looking both ways before crossing the street only cost me a second of my impatient kid’s time; following the above rule as an adult [...]

Yoga for your eyes.

by on Jan 6, 2011

I want to thank all the optometrists I’ve seen in my life for their reliability: no matter what my current glasses’ prescription was, I could always depend on them saying, “You need a stronger prescription.” In a world awash in change, it’s comforting to count on the consistency of their verdict. I got my first [...]

Ever felt like your yoga teacher just channeled the exact class you needed?

by on Dec 21, 2010

“How do they do that?” you might wonder. If the kind of class you attend is a structured one (say, a classical Ashtanga practice, or a Bikram sequence) then after a while you learn which pose comes after which and how the entire sequence is threaded together, so you always know what to expect. On [...]

If the Buddha Tweeted.

by on Dec 3, 2010

If the Buddha tweeted, chances are you’d see better Twitter entries than “I’m finally over my stupid cold. Stupid, stupid cold.” I mean, really, what sounds more fulfilling, reading an intelligent, compelling, well-thought-out article or book (many of which, I’m willing to bet, sit patiently on your shelves waiting for your undivided attention) or reading [...]

A Tastier Thanksgiving, a.k.a. Ricardo’s Paella Recipe.

by on Nov 22, 2010

I’ve been vegetarian for over three decades, like to cook, and have sought to propagate the idea of compassionate animal care by simply serving everybody I know the tastiest vegetarian dishes I can make. Those who know me, but don’t know me well, occasionally ask me at this time of the year, “So are you [...]

Reboot the Consciousness, not the Computer.

by on Nov 18, 2010

One of the things that suggests to me that there is no such thing as death is the law of physics that says that you cannot create nor destroy energy: you can only transform it. You create a nuclear chain reaction and what you’re doing is liberating mass into energy; or for that matter, you [...]

The Tao of Daylight Savings Time

by on Nov 10, 2010

Ever since I was a kid and my dad took us to the theater one hour early (unintentionally) on a Sunday in October, I have been pondering the magic possibilities of Daylight Savings Time. I mean, here you have a gift of time, a commodity so precious these days that I’m guessing most of us [...]

9 tips for staying healthy while writing a novel in one month (a la NaNoWriMo)

by on Nov 1, 2010

Last year over a quarter of a million people worldwide partook of the November madness known as NaNoWriMo – the national novel writing month. NaNoWriMo is the marathon (or the sprint, depending on how you think of it) of the literary world, and it’s where you commit to writing one 50,000 word novel in the [...]

Halloween through a European’s Eyes

by on Oct 29, 2010

This is the conversation about Halloween I would’ve had with my mother (living in Lisbon, Portugal) several years ago: “Hi, mom! Guess what day it is over here?” “I don’t know.” “It’s Halloween!” “What’s Halloween?” “Well… it’s this day where people sort of celebrate death and ghoulishness.” “That sounds awful! Why do they do that?” [...]

My HMO hires witch doctors.

by on Oct 21, 2010

Magical thinking is the belief that there’s an unseen, supernatural force at work that causes things to happen. It dominated most of human history and started to go out of style with the Age of Reason in the 1700’s – but magical thinking has never completely disappeared. From belief in the Evil Eye to fundamentalist [...]

Can I get enlightenment to go, please. And a side of fries with that.

by on Oct 15, 2010

A Zen Buddhist monk once told me, “There are two types of enlightenment: the one that takes 20 years of practice to achieve and the one that happens instantly but it takes you twenty years to incorporate into your life.” At the time I heard that, I wasn’t going to go for the delayed gratification [...]

Spirituality, My Girlfriend, and a Composting Toilet.

by on Oct 3, 2010

Every time I bring up the subject of acquiring a composting toilet, my girlfriend tells me, “Feel free to set it up… somewhere else.” In case you don’t know what a composting toilet is, it’s like a regular toilet, except it turns your, uh, (what’s a good literary word?) effluvium, into compost – the same [...]

Plug in your fetish, get a spiritual a-ha!

by on Sep 27, 2010

You know those big bronze statues of Shiva where amid a halo of fire, the multiple-armed god dances with one foot resting on a child? Traditionally, it’s not a child, but a little man with rapt attention on a leaf he’s holding. If I were to design that statue for modern times and for my [...]

Feeling bored? Unstimulated? Concerned about Alzheimer’s? Click here!

by on Sep 10, 2010

New places to visit. New operating systems. New books, new magazines, new faces. We’ve been on this kick ever since that first toy we were so thrilled to get no longer excited us after we played with it for a day or a week, and we had to nag our parents to get that other [...]

Can yoga help me lose weight?

by on Sep 3, 2010

It’s not the question most commonly asked of a yoga teacher, but definitely ranks up there. And since I don’t teach the kind of frenetic, fast-paced, sweat-dripping down your limbs type of yoga class anymore, whenever I’m asked if yoga helps with weight loss, the wise-ass in me wants to say, “Absolutely: since you’re not [...]

Vanity as a Spiritual Pathway

by on Aug 21, 2010

Having been raised Catholic, it always seemed to me that there were many things to be gained from the so-called Seven Deadly Sins. (The Seven Deadly Sins – I love it! Catholics don’t mess around: not only are you “missing the mark” [the original meaning for the word sin] but you’re doing so in a [...]


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