Who will he patriotize? The Tiger Woods guy or the folksy sassy high school bitchy hot lady who decides how we go to war? That’s not what Dick Cheney told me. My friends, I was there for you 90% of the time. Think of this face in the voting booth. This one’s a bummer-free zone. Smoke ’em out:
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