10 Ridiculous Bollywood Mating Dance Videos.

Via Waylon Lewis
on Oct 15, 2010
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At their best, Bollywood/Indian dance videos are hysterical—over the top, fun, stylish, funny and…so danceable you’re constantly forgetting your buffet and gettin jiggy wid it,

At their worst, Indian dance videos are so strange, trippy, crass and tacky you feel like you’ve swallowed the red pill and fallen down Alice’s rabbit hole—only the rabbits are driving Lamborghinis and singing Hindi at you while wearing aviators at night.

Here’s 10 (or so) of the best (or worst). If I’ve forgotten a funny/great one, put it in comments below and we’ll add ’em in.

19 million views:

13 million views:

Gwen Bell, dance with me:

Trippy? It’s Indian Elvis:

Not sure what this is.

Thanks to a reader suggestion:


About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, is now available.


3 Responses to “10 Ridiculous Bollywood Mating Dance Videos.”

  1. Yontan says:

    OMG thank you.

  2. elephantjournal says:


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