Politician touches 1,000s of penises at parade, one degree removed.

Via Waylon Lewis
on Dec 16, 2010
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Scandal! Did you know that only 25% of men, and 40% of gentlemen, and 2% of boys wash their hands after handling their bits?

Sorry, we just met, it’s too soon to touch your penis (one degree removed).

When I’m a politician, I’ll go with the rock/bump.


About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, is now available.


3 Responses to “Politician touches 1,000s of penises at parade, one degree removed.”

  1. Dude, this is the most disappointing title/article combo I've seen in a while…

  2. elephantjournal says:

    A la The Onion.

    You wouldn't want it to be literal–that would be one truly dirty politician! ~ Way

  3. Alden says:

    Wait, what is the difference between a man and a gentleman? Is that a made up statistic?