Want to make a f*cking fortune? Farm!

Via Waylon Lewis
on Apr 11, 2011
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“These are actually MADE OF CHICKEN! Kill it, you get FREE CHICKEN! Or don’t kill it and fucking eggs come out of there asses. Fuckin’ hell!”

“It’s wool! Grows back again. You can not lose.”


About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, is now available.


7 Responses to “Want to make a f*cking fortune? Farm!”

  1. Aunty Liz says:

    stickler liz here: most farmers I ever knew got up long before the rooster crows.

  2. Bruce says:

    City folk take on the farming life, funny satire. Having owned a coffee farm on the Big Island of Hawaii at one point, I can attest to the naivety that some enter the farming world with. But still, bringing in a harvest is one of the most satisfying activities a human can have.

  3. Blake says:

    It's hard work but worth it!

  4. Laurie Ney says:

    Funny Funny Funny!!!! Enjoyed it thoroughly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Back in my serious eco-hippie days, I seemed to be the only one of my friends who didn't dream of one day having a farm. I think that had something to do with the fact that I was the only one who'd ever shoveled shit out of barn.