TV Anchorman tells Dalai Lama the Pizza joke.

Via Waylon Lewis
on Jun 18, 2011
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and orders himself one with everything. One with the lot? You know, everything?

Dalai Lama’s Pizza


About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, is now available.


4 Responses to “TV Anchorman tells Dalai Lama the Pizza joke.”

  1. elephantjournal says:

    Comment from twitter: #fail. It's a hot dog, and the line is, "make me one with everything.". No wonder boyfriend looks chagrined.

  2. The lesson here: don't try to tell a slang-based pun to a non-native speaker.

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