Women have no feelings. ~ Dylan Moran

Via elephant journal
on Jun 7, 2011
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I don’t want to make any huge generalizations about women, I’m not here to do that, it’s—it’s vulgar!

But all I’ll say is that they have no feelings.

Because it’s actually men, you’ll find, who are the far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say,

“I’ve found somebody. She’s amazing. If I don’t get to be with this person, I’m f*cked. I can’t carry on, no I mean it, she’s totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. I can’t stand it, I have to be with her. Because if I don’t, I going to end up in some bedsit, I’ll be alcoholic, I’ll have itchy trousers. I can’t—I can’t walk the streets any more.”

That—is how women—feel about shoes.

~Dylan Moran

Same video, as backup:


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6 Responses to “Women have no feelings. ~ Dylan Moran”

  1. La Sirena says:

    Then I guess I'm a man, because that's how I feel about my fiance. Maybe not owning a single pair of heels was a clue. You wana tell him the love of his life is a man?

  2. llll says:

    About shoes? That guy is so screwed up. Maybe the rich, materialistic shallow women care so much about shoes like that. I have like 2 pairs, and I don't plan on get any more if I do not need them. My bro has more than I!

  3. Aunty says:

    @Mammon, it's progressive to make fun of other cultures? Hmmmm….

  4. elephantjournal says:

    Jen S Indeed we don't.

    Claire A Maybe the fact that he attracts women that care more about shoes than people says something about what attributes he "falls in love with".

    Liz L Men fall in love with looks or boobs. Women fall in love with men.

    elephantjournal.com This isn't about women vs. men, friends, this is a comic bit that I think speaks to human truths, and is just plain surprising and funny. ~ W.

  5. Dace says:

    It is funny, in particular the part that men and women should not be allowed to argue.

  6. fed up says:

    what do qoman want outof a man anyway?
    i se sooo many one's that are with guy's that dont caree or take advantage of them.
    never ever seen a woman that i could be open with and trust her to not have someone in the backgrorund,and just being nice or playing with me.