This much Sexual Activity burns off this much Food/Drink.

Via elephant journal
on Jul 5, 2011
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Nine Lollipops, anyone?

Big meal, tonight? Food & Drink vs. Sex Chart:

We’ve covered this sort of 9/12 weeks calculus before. But we can always do so again, and again, and again, and again.

Via Tigress Roars Tumblr.

And then there’s yoga.


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18 Responses to “This much Sexual Activity burns off this much Food/Drink.”

  1. […] a clay, tomato mask on and eat more fruit salad and chocolate than usual), but he won’t be as eager to rock-and-roll – if you catch my drift. It’s just that simple. Phew, one less thing to take […]

  2. Hmmm…think I got me a whole new fitness program…

  3. Jaeleen says:

    Great post ~ thanks!

  4. So how much French kissing for a veggie burger & fries instead of the cheeseburger? And what exactly qualifies as "abnormal foreplay?" 🙂

  5. Kelly says:

    ….and one slice of toast. Well, now it's on!

  6. kukhahnyoga says:

    Love it!

  7. […] writing my book Maya Noise, this piece of music came to me as an atmospheric for the chapter about sex. Specifically the part about sex in the 80′s. So I recorded it, slapped it together with some […]

  8. Rich K says:

    I don't eat glutens anymore. Can I trade the beer, spaghetti and toast for a steak, some brussels sprouts and some raw butter?

  9. Nathan Duke says:

    Who is the artist (Zisby? Bisby?) who did that superb illustration at page top? Anyone know? Ran a few variations and came up empty on Google… Thx

  10. Mat Hill says:

    What’s the equivalent of a nine-minute orgasm?

  11. Avtar Khalsa says:

    I believe the artist is Mihaly von Zichy.

  12. Elise says:

    as someone who has used a body bug to track calories burned during sex, this is entirely inaccurate. Sorry.

  13. Hayley says:

    What IS a 9 minute orgasm?!

  14. Megan says:

    And why aren't I having them??

  15. Steph says:

    @Elise – what do you mean *entirely* inaccurate – have you tried *all* the variations?

  16. Mark says:

    about 12 years of marriage….?

  17. randolphr says:

    "medium weight flog" ? – I believe your arithmetic is in error.