Elephant Journal Caption Contest. {NSFWish Image}

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on Aug 11, 2011
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Caption with most thumbs up gets sent an elephant journal organic cotton tote bag, Made in the good ol’USA; or an organic cotton tank top, USA; or an organic cotton tee shirt, USA.

(We’ll announce winner here on Sunday at midnight: email your address if you win to info at elephantjournal dot com).


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40 Responses to “Elephant Journal Caption Contest. {NSFWish Image}”

  1. Eve says:

    Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?

  2. adam says:

    Sometimes I wish I hadn't chosen to be gay.

  3. Brittany says:

    I am going to need my own private yoga instructor to get peace of mind after this…

  4. Jeff M. says:

    The E seems to be working for everyone but me.

  5. Green Heron says:

    One tap of my wand and you will become a hot, happy, half-naked raver.

  6. BenRiggs says:

    It happens every time… I am always the only middle-aged black man at the annual Chi Omega 5k.

  7. alyssa says:

    That girl stole my outfit. I'm going home.

  8. Tracy Johnson says:

    I, Queen Rainbow Flowerbottom, dub thee Sir GrumpAss.

  9. Kity says:

    "Celebrate good times, c'mon!!" "no."

  10. Rich K says:


  11. laurie says:

    I wanted to see tiies, not deflated airbags. Harumph

  12. laurie says:

    Let me write that correctly: "I wanted to see tities, not deflated airbags. Harumph."

  13. Sybil says:

    Eat a hamburger.

  14. First they whistle at me. Then they make fun of my shirt and call me old man. How do they think that makes me feel?

  15. dolby says:

    Love is the essence of our being. Love has the power to heal and nourish our Soul.
    Love is the art of allowing!

  16. c.m.p says:

    Enraged, Phil led his daughter (hidden behind him) out of the crowd. This is not what I paid all that tuition for!

  17. jon says:

    After winnowing down his attempt for a fourteensome to a foursome and then down to a simple one-on-one encounter, Wallace K. Roosevelt, who asked that his name not be published, left the Nearly Naked Nymph street parade early to seek a vendor of hand lotions.

  18. Katherine says:

    Mean girls suck.

  19. Vikko slyder says:

    Stupid white girls

  20. Ain’t nobody no how tellin me to enjoy myself. Its my mind and I can use it just how I want. Now let me get back to my gloomy self

  21. Dale Kingsbury says:

    It's all fun and games, until someone gets hit on the head with a vibrator.

  22. Lucas B says:

    Cant wait for Burning Man when all these people leave town

  23. LHK says:

    Apparently, Dubstep during the daylight hours doesn't appeal to everyone.

  24. rbr1 says:

    The first Gay Black Child's version of "Where's Wally" proved to be just a little too simple!

  25. NiCole bennett says:

    You don’t see this in da ghetto

  26. Elyse says:

    "bitch stole my glitter wand!"

  27. Don Rappe says:

    I thought this slut walk would be more fun!

  28. Kathy Barnes says:

    Someone needs to Dump a Grumpy!

  29. Lani Kwon says:

    I thought the flyer said "Strut Walk" not "Slut Walk." Now I'm surrounded by Hos without Bros.

  30. Alex_Prescott says:

    Damn, one of these fairies ripped some serious ass

  31. Sarah-John says:

    Skinny ass white girls need to eat some fried chicken before they throw it in MY face.

  32. Ali says:

    I hate my boss, I hate my boss, I hate my boss.

  33. malleablematter says:

    "And fa real bro, I don't even like the way women look! Specially when they past thirty."

    *This is something that was actually said to me by a closeted gay black guy named Myron that I used to know, and I think it really applies well as a caption here.

  34. elephantjournal says:

    You win! Email us at [email protected]

  35. redvoid says:

    well, I guess it USED to be a man's world!

  36. redvoid says:

    man I coulda' sworn at least ONE of these chicks would be straight…

  37. A little fairy dust will turn that frown upside down!

  38. DaxBakken says:

    "I'm sick of these Motherf*ing skanks on this Motherf*ing trolly."
    ~ Movie: Skanks on a Train

  39. yogijulian says:

    water water everywhere and not a drop to drink!

  40. ashley says:

    Lol, you don't see this in Wrightwood either (although I wish you did) =)))