And it’s…Sh*t Baristas Say.

Via Waylon Lewis
on Jan 15, 2012
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Here’s your…pfffft…decaf mocha (eyeroll). This roast is off. There’s no x in espresso!? Someone’s latte is dying on the barrr!

I do some bar-back shifts at a speakeasy:


About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, is now available.


4 Responses to “And it’s…Sh*t Baristas Say.”

  1. Finally!

    I don't care what they say, actually, as long as they make damned good coffee.

    And yeah, that they keep the x out of espresso…..:)

  2. I love "we have cream and sugar out, but they're just props…."

  3. I feel a little stabby when people call it eXpresso. (But I do love The Shins!)

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