June 23, 2012

Sh*t the Sacred Masculine Says.

“Dear Woman…” (Or Man)

If you haven’t participated in the latest battle between the Divine Feminine & the Sacred Masculine, you must at least be aware that you’re walking on shaky ground.

First they dared each other.

Then, some protested and posted their thoughtful, intelligent responses.

Others apologized.

That made some people cry. (Not me, I only cry at weddings.)

I believe in Parody. It usually saves the day and, when all is said and done by Mr. Reason & Mrs. Feeling, Ms. Parody should always have the last a word. ‘Cause walking away with a smile is better than just walking. Especially when Will Ferrell is involved.

The following video has been out for a while and it was originally created to spoof the Manifesto for Conscious Men, a “collectively-written document from a number of men who feel deep appreciation for the gifts of the feminine as a balance to those of the masculine.”

But I think it makes for a perfect cherry on top on the side of this cake.

I apologize for the pain that my fantasies must have caused you.

Today we acknowledge that several of Jesus’ apostles and Benjamin Franklin were most likely women.

History is now Our-Story…Hysterectomy can be We-Sterectomy

I apologize for all masculine offenses both conscious and especially unconscious. I didn’t mean to hurt you…I was unconscious.

We have dropped you down very tall hills…fed you food that was undercooked or cooked not at all.

I honor your hair and we’ll leave your hair be where I find it and not put it together into a wig and wear it wherever I am…

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Roy Tuck Jun 26, 2012 3:16pm

I'm a changed man.

Ben_Ralston Jun 26, 2012 2:25pm

Will Farrell's furrowed brow. Wow.

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Co-Founder / Editor in Chief of Rebelle Society, Wellness Alchemist at Rebelle Wellness & Creativity Curator at Creative Rehab. Unfinished book with a love for greens, bikes and poetry; raised by wolves & adopted by people; not trying to make art but to Be Art. Holds a BA in Journalism & Mass Communication, an MFA in Creative Writing & a Holistic Health Coach degree from the Institute for Integrative Nutrition®. In her work she tries to reflect the wholeness of the human experience by combining Art & Health + Brains & Beauty + Darkness & Brilliance into a more alive, unabridged and unlimited edition of ourselves. She is also on a quest to reinstate Creativity as one of our essential Human Rights to (hopefully and soon) be included in the UN Declaration. Connect with her on Facebook, Twitter & Instagram and sign up for her Monthly Stroke of Renaissance.