1.Bunnies can’t make any noise, their poop doesn’t smell, and they can’t fart or burp

2.Bunnies will thump with their back legs when frightened or sensing danger to protect you and your loved ones

3.Bunnies have the softest fur and love pets (most)

4.If you leave a phone cord/charger or anything with wires, bunny will eat it quickly reminding you to not leave your shit all over the floor-this also goes for your favorite blouse, shorts, or any outfit that you may or may not have been planning to wear to work the next day

5.Bunnies love salad, they are herbivores-therefore superior to all other species 

6.When a bunny’s litter box is too full they will poop on the floor or right next to it, communicating to their human that they are slacking.

7.If a bunny’s hay is not fresh, bunny will take a giant shit on it and maybe even pee on it to prove the point

8.Again, bunnies make no noise. No barks, meows or growls

9.Don’t like vacuuming? Don’t do it. Soon you will have a floor of the softest angora like fur! It’s the best

10. If you close a bunny out of its preferred bedroom it will incessantly scratch on the door until you relentlessly open it so you can have some company

11.Bunnies know that carpet is outdated, therefore they want to help save you the cost of having it torn up professionally, they will get right to work on the big job

12.Rustic furniture your jam? Give an end table to a bunny. It will be returned with the coolest custom chew marks

13.Recycling getting out of control? Cardboard and bunnies go hand in hand

14.If a bunny is caught doing something naughty they can give you the side eye and pretend you can’t see them

15.Bunnies have great boundaries and will turn their back on you when irritated, annoyed with your antics, or upset

Overall, bunnies are loyal. Every morning our bunny waits at the top of the stairs for the perfect organic salad with a tiny piece of banana (his favorite) if it’s late he will wait patiently at the top of the stairs and then eventually give up while giving you the stink eye for the rest of the morning. When he finally gets his salad he literally jumps for joy! 

Even if your husband “hates” said bunny at first he eventually will be heard laying on the floor talking bunny language to his best furry friend