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February 1, 2021

REPUTATION RUMBA (The Maine Event)

It’s busy at tha deli, so get ya-self in line an take a numba.

Got a special on baloney; we’re gonna dance tha reputation rumba.

 

No matta its location, a house is only ca-pentry and lumba.

You can neva be a homey unless ya do tha reputation rumba.

 

Tha butta betta be thea, rega-dless o tha presha ya been unda.

Once tha lobsta’s on tha boila, it’s time to do tha reputation rumba.

 

Tha masta’s on a benda; that menace in his pocket’s no cucumba.

Betta shake ya salt and peppa, he means to dance tha reputation rumba.

 

Miss Scarlett come a callin’ with demons gonna haunt you while you slumba.

Left a baby on ya da-step; that’s how ya do tha reputation rumba.

 

And since ya daddy took a powda, ya can hea the sound o’gossip loud as thunda.

It’s as clea as oysta chowda, that dance step’s called tha reputation rumba.

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