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Confessions of a Phone Psychic (And signs you’re being scammed!)

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October 10, 2018
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By Cal Orey

Tuning In to the Faraway Caller

No, I do not use incense, hold a crystal ball or provide spells. I’m often in the company of two sensitive dogs and one black cat (they relax me), and listening to alternative music when the phone rings. I am connected to a caller who is often sad, upset or confused. And, yes, this job can be stressful as well as rewarding. Think healer–not fraud.
Once I hear a voice, it sets the stage. Often I can pick up if the call is from the West Coast, South, Northeast, Canada, Trinidad, New Zealand, the UK, or Australia. And it’s not always the accents. It’s my animal-like intuition that kicks in from the get go. But there’s more …

Hello, Mother Nature
I use the planets as a baseline, lunar cycles (emotions and calls soar during the New and Full Moon), and a tarot card to get an objective read, which often coincides with what I’ve picked up with my gut instinct. As a super-sensitive woman, I can predict callers’ questions by tuning into their voice, energy and words.
I can also pick up why I’m being contacted, the age of a person, their sun sign (but sometimes I do ask; usually they end up being on the cusp of two signs). If I’m challenged by a skeptical caller, it can end up in a murky reading or a hang-up. It used to hurt my feelings, but nowadays, I sip chamomile tea until the next ring.
I can sense if the caller is sincere — and then it’s show time. Sometimes, the paranormal activity kind of cues I get send chills through my body–like an orgasm which is kind of creepy but it’s making a psychic connection, the real deal. The caller feels it, too. That means that I tapped into their psyche and we connected, big-time.

I Can Feel Your Vibrations
Both my callers and I are often surprised that I know things, such as if he or she has a toothache or heartache. The most common problem I am faced with is unrequited love (one-sided romance) — and it hurts. How do you say, “He or she isn’t that much into you?” and/or “Move on for true happiness” — especially when the caller has her ego wounded, fears being alone or is anxious about the unknown.
I do offer positive advice and words of preparedness for upcoming events (even if a caller can’t see what I’m talking about yet). I tell it like it is because saying good things doesn’t always bring good or accurate results. It’s like saying, “A quake won’t hit” when I’m looking at the USGS map, watching an aggressive swarm on an active fault, and the caller is located at the epicenter of a country in the Pacific Ring of Fire.

Fire, Earth, Water and Air Signs
Speaking of Earth elements, how do I know if a caller is a Fire, Earth, Water or Air sign? A fire sign is direct and intense, and if the topic is touchy, I can feel their heated emotions (my clavicle often aches). Earth signs are reserved, a bit shy and need a nudge to be real. I can pick up the vibe of passionate water signs’ feelings and understand they want me to confirm what they know. And air signs are analytical, good communicators and have a sixth sense, but are hesitant to tune into their gut instincts.
Two days ago, a woman asked me if her sibling would survive a challenging surgical procedure. I strongly sensed “yes.” Tonight, I got the answer. I was spot on. I signed on to take another call. I’m sensing the phone will ring within 15 minutes.
Oh, and if you’re wondering why, if I’m so psychic, I didn’t know when my book check was in the mail, the reason is this: Sometimes it can be tricky to get an accurate read on your own life. Psychic advisers frequently turn to their colleagues (or tarot cards) for an objective outlook, the way I look to the moon and planets to tell me what other people have in store.
There goes the phone, right on time. So, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll take that call.

 Five Signs Your Read is a Fake

The psychic tells you that you have toxic energy around your being. It’s time. Pay more money for minutes so he/she can remove the evil spirits. 
Your reader does a Tarot Card spread and six out of six cards are negative. Read: Tower Card, Devil Card—the scary ones that’ll spook you. The odds are, no way will all cards indicate something bad.
The psychic yells at you when you tell her/him that what they’re saying is totally off. For instance if you have a dog and the reader insists you do not. Proceed with caution. (Caveat: It could be a past pet on the other side. Or not.)
Worse, the person who has “connected” to you gives you the word that something very, very bad is going to happen to you in the near future. They predict a longer reading is needed. Note: Hang up ASAP!
Your psychic doesn’t resonate with you. At all. Her/his read is so far-fetched that your read is they are fake. And the odds are your reader is on the phone to take your cash, not give you a spot-on read. (Refer to number 4.)

Cal Orey is an author-intuitive. She is a reader for two psychic networks and has wowed callers with real details! Also, the intuitive is a frequent News Segment guest on Coast to Coast AM. Listeners tune into her quake changes predictions—and often the Earth moves on cue.

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Cal Orey Oct 11, 2018 2:04pm

Ever have a bad reading? The other night, a very scary gypsy-like woman in Stephen King’s Thinner film predicted spooky, spooky events 4 me in the near future in between screaming, “Do not argue with my guides.” Share your surreal experience with a psychic. Can you top this one?

Cal Orey Oct 16, 2018 11:12pm

Surprise! The mean psychic who predicted something “bad” would happen? She was spot-on. Lesson: On rare occasion a phone psychic who shares gloom and doom without sugar coating just may be psychic after all. Happy calling.

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