by Karl Saliter on Feb 5, 2013
“Practicing yoga brings evil as does reading Harry Potter.”
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by elephantjournal.com on Feb 5, 2013
All is Coming, When Good Isn’t Enough, The Chair Pose of Life, Spiritual People Say F*ck Too, What Homeless Youth Taught Me About Savasana and much much more….
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by elephantjournal.com on Feb 4, 2013
They’re the only animals who think they’re suppose to be happy, the rest of the animals can just be.
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by elephantjournal.com on Feb 1, 2013
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by Lynn Hasselberger on Jan 31, 2013
Hurricanes, wildfires, record heat? Oh my!
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by elephantjournal.com on Jan 30, 2013
Yoga for Outdoor Geeks Part One. Why yoga and bouldering is such an excellent combination. It’s amazing what comes to mind when you’re hanging upside down with your heel hooked a feet or two above your head. Some might think about the very heavy pizza they just had for dinner. Others may worry about how [...]
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by Ellen Smoak on Jan 30, 2013
Breakups already make us crazy enough. Why drive yourself even more crazy searching for unattainable answers?
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by elephantjournal.com on Jan 29, 2013
Source: photoshootbloger.blogspot.com via Debbie on Pinterest Most of us that practice yoga on a regular basis are no strangers to the general rules of yoga etiquette. In fact, most studios have a poster on the wall somewhere, or the list of do’s and don’ts, on their website. No offensive odors, arrive to class on time, [...]
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by elephantjournal.com on Jan 29, 2013
‘Hey gorgeous, I know I’m not your type, but if I was, you know what I’d do..?’
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by Karl Saliter on Jan 29, 2013
At a recent meditation retreat in Woodstock, our teacher, Lama Kathy, play-act illustrated grasping. She pretended to be a person who has paid for a candy from a vending machine, and failed to get one. She got down and pretended to reach way up into the machine. She spoke of how stupid people look, when [...]
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by Rob Pollak on Jan 28, 2013
Based entirely on personal experience (which I have embellished for dramatic purposes), here’s a rundown of what you can realistically expect at your first yoga class.
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by Waylon Lewis on Jan 28, 2013
Three Self-Defense Tips. “Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesn’t have to be. Here’s three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.” Bonus: Okay, for serious:
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by Karl Saliter on Jan 26, 2013
All of these are, in no particular order, pretty much awesome on wheels.
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by elephantjournal.com on Jan 26, 2013
Get ready for some serious Gangham Style moves.
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by Karl Saliter on Jan 25, 2013
Is there anyone who doesn’t find this funny? Educate me, tell me why. I bet I’m being insensitive. I promise not to laugh at you, and that is a total lie.
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by elephantjournal.com on Jan 23, 2013
I think my husband might be more attracted to me if I didn’t glare at him with disdain on a fairly regular basis. These moments of hostility began around the time that menopause kicked in, and I’m not sure that it’s particularly good for our relationship. The first time it happened, we were cuddled up [...]
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by elephantjournal.com on Jan 22, 2013
You’ve never experienced enlightenment like this. Gurunista Gayhle is a self-proclaimed master of all things yoga. By sheer will she is ushering in a new era of the celebrity yogi. A hotshot mainstay in Mudlake, Idaho, she has her eye on the big time—even if that means her local community center. Gurunista Gayhle is two [...]
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by Lynn Hasselberger on Jan 19, 2013
Who says we can’t have a little laugh about our environmental problems?
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by Rob Pollak on Jan 16, 2013
Tip 7. Come On, Speak English.
For the first three months I practiced yoga, I mistakenly thought every Sanskrit word meant Savasana. For any non-yoga people reading this, Savasana is a made up word that literally translates to “lie on the floor while thinking about everything you were supposed to do today but didn’t.”
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by Tara Lemieux on Jan 12, 2013
n response to that age-old question, and very much tongue in cheek—but something we have all very much wondered on that cold winter’s day.
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by Rob Pollak on Jan 11, 2013
How yoga practice led me to three simple new year’s resolutions that should cure all of life’s problems.
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by Rebecca Lammersen on Jan 11, 2013
Source: blingcheese.com via Taylor on Pinterest Every night before bed, I read with my daughters. My youngest daughter, Ruby is obsessed with fairy tales—Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel are some of her favorites. I recognize the sparkle of trusting innocence in Ruby’s eyes every time I finish one of the stories—the same look of a [...]
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by Sara Lovelace on Jan 10, 2013
Buddha’s Hand is a mutant of the natural world—the monster of the citrus bin. It has color and texture of a lemon, the body of a newborn squid. I can imagine little boys using it to attack LEGO pirate ships, or to suction to a friend’s face in a mock alien war.
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by Waylon Lewis on Jan 9, 2013
Pretty much the Best Video Ever, of the Year. This. Is a parody of this. Which is also fcuking awesome. Bonus: Sexy Sax Man. Bonus: more Macklemore. More. More. More. Mooooore. More. Bonus: A Brief History of Weed. (awesome) Bonus: Pot pot pot pot pot pot pot.
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by Ricardo das Neves on Jan 9, 2013
Strength, flexibility… your yoga practice can handle those. But balance? Not so much? Well, the Wobbly Crane is your gateway pose to yoga’s harder balancing poses.
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by Rob Pollak on Jan 9, 2013
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by Karl Saliter on Jan 9, 2013
You are a crazy beautiful source of love and you are made of busted stars flung in pieces centuries ago. There’s no other way anything needs to be.
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by Rob Pollak on Jan 8, 2013
The IVF Process From the Man’s Perspective. (Now with more stick figure drawings).
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by Cayte Bosler on Jan 7, 2013
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by Lynn Hasselberger on Jan 3, 2013
Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. ~ Lao Tzu
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by Kate Bartolotta on Jan 3, 2013
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by Karl Saliter on Jan 3, 2013
And its kind of fun, too, if you’ve ever rolled your eyes while someone less healthy than you explains how you need to eat more healthy. Oy.
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by Yulady Saluti on Jan 1, 2013
I didn’t have to wait long for the universe to allow preparation to meet opportunity.
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by Karl Saliter on Dec 31, 2012
Let’s look at time, love, the human condition, and God. But quickly, no fluff.
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by Rebecca Lammersen on Dec 31, 2012
I wish relationships had a preview button like iTunes, but they don’t. So, the best we can do is equip ourselves with clarity—what we want and what we don’t want. Through experience, I’ve learned what I am willing to accept and what I’m not. On paper, it appears these actions and behaviors are changeable, but [...]
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by Karl Saliter on Dec 28, 2012
Keep tasting. Keep loving. Keep trying. We don’t know what’s next, we do know it is probably best met with chocolate.
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by Jennifer S. White on Dec 27, 2012
So should you throw away your microwave? No. Should you rethink using it as a crutch of convenience?
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by Rob Pollak on Dec 26, 2012
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 25, 2012
The reasons we think we have met someone are often not what life has in store for us. Why? Dunno. I sense this is like, “It’s not the answers, grasshopper; it’s the questions.” This is one of those “bigger than us” facts. What I realized not too long ago is that, looking back at many [...]
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 25, 2012
Source: nagchampa.com via Serenity on Pinterest Grow a pair. It is not every day you get told to “grow some spiritual balls”—not the Christmas balls kind of balls, or the sports balls kind of balls, but the balls of the manly kind. The term “grow some balls” is often used in the context of toughening [...]
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 24, 2012
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 24, 2012
Ever received these as a gift?
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by Karl Saliter on Dec 22, 2012
Coffee is love, you guys, everyone knows that.
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 21, 2012
When it comes to having to fight for clean air, sometimes you just have to laugh.
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by Peter Sklivas on Dec 21, 2012
“People come to me and think yoga is relaxing … No! Not for you! Waste of time! Here I chop off your dick & play Ping-Pong with your balls. You know Ping-Pong? That is yoga!” Welcome to Bikram’s world of Yoga.
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by Lynn Hasselberger on Dec 20, 2012
Giving new meaning to roasting chestnuts.
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 20, 2012
Why I love Festivus so much.
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by elephantjournal.com on Dec 19, 2012
Maybe it’s the sheer joy (and sometimes silliness) that dogs exhibit that brightens our days just a little bit more.
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by Eka Joti on Dec 19, 2012
Theme song to listen to while reading: here. You’ll shoot your eye out! As we pass the mid-point of December, like clockwork I start to get a head-to-toe current of electric excitement. Is it the anticipation of time off? Is it the promise of presents? Is it the fabulous feasting? Nay, it is the seasonal [...]
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by Ed & Deb Shapiro on Dec 18, 2012
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