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Comme Les Francais
When a good time is on the horizon, remember that there’s things called STDs…some of which, like herpes, never go away. Or so I’m told. Even worse, there’s things called babies, which also never go away, and apparently are even more work than taking care of my dog. Or so I’m told.
Why so blissfully ignorant? Because I use protection…green protection. Okay, okay, I don’t…I use the kinda somehow eco Kimonos, or Lifestyles…but given that there’s kazillions of condoms going down toilets (naughty) or getting droped in trashcans (better) every night, I thought it might be nice to find something truly eco-responsible.
What makes the above so ‘mindful?’ Click here and get ready to rock out (you’ll see what I mean when you get there, NSFW but not in a naughty way), comme les Francais.
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