I’m so green…yo momma bikes to my yurt for our love trysts.

Via Waylon Lewis
on Jan 14, 2010
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Uh, yeah, that’s the ever-photogenic me: hugging a tree outsidda the EPA in DC. Photo by Adam Shake.

Green Trash Talk, got some?

Bring it, punk. Got game?

Our friend at Current, green guruji Leah Lamb, has put out a Whatchgot for Green Trash Talk. Leave your “I’m so Green…” submission below in Comments and/or click over to Current:

I was wondering if the the creative forces and linguistic abilities of the current green community would be inspired to come up with a,

“I’m so green…I____”


About Waylon Lewis

Waylon Lewis, founder of elephant magazine, now elephantjournal.com & host of Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis, is a 1st generation American Buddhist “Dharma Brat." Voted #1 in U.S. on twitter for #green two years running, Changemaker & Eco Ambassador by Treehugger, Green Hero by Discovery’s Planet Green, Best (!) Shameless Self-Promoter at Westword's Web Awards, Prominent Buddhist by Shambhala Sun, & 100 Most Influential People in Health & Fitness 2011 by "Greatist", Waylon is a mediocre climber, lazy yogi, 365-day bicycle commuter & best friend to Redford (his rescue hound). His aim: to bring the good news re: "the mindful life" beyond the choir & to all those who didn't know they gave a care. elephantjournal.com | His first book, Things I would like to do with You, is now available.


9 Responses to “I’m so green…yo momma bikes to my yurt for our love trysts.”

  1. I'm so green I empty my trash can on a quarterly basis.

    I'm so green I own more cardigans than Jimmy Carter

    I'm so green my laptop is powered by the dreams of free range dolphins

  2. dave says:

    I'm so green I recycle smiles.

  3. I'm so green it would take six planets to handle my annual consumption (FAIL) http://www.elephantjournal.com/2008/08/global-foo

    I'm so green I bike with my rescue dog on a hemp leash to farmer's market where I fill up my organic cotton locally-printed tote bag with heirloom seed vegetarian goodies that I store in my demi-college-sized refrigerator set at 1 and enjoy on craigslist-bought dishes by candlelight with my hipster fixie-riding missus before watching 11th Hour for 11th time on bartered solar-powered TV with organic local ice-cream n'cozying up in family-owned USA-made blankets on fair-trade Peruvian pillows! Take off your Toms, honey, before mussing my Gaiam sheets!

  4. WGT says:

    I'm so green Al Gore got the idea of tying guns on trees from me!

  5. Lisa Borden says:

    I'm so green, my friends aggravate me and I aggravate them!

  6. I'm so green I agonize over organic v local while the the world outside my little bubble goes to hell in a handbasket.

  7. Yelena says:

    I'm so green my vegan dog composts her leftover kibble.

  8. Elize says:

    I'm so green Kermit asked me if it was easy!