Use a non-electric lawnmower? They’re even worse.

These days, it’s awful hard to be mad at others, when our sweet selves are directly and indirectly responsible for so much consumption.

Still, be mad at BP—I am.

That said, get on your bike more. It’s beautiful out, wherever you are I’m guessing. Skip that trip to the plugged-in-bike gym. Get some sun, ride to a cafe, whatever. Enjoy life.

But please: please, pleaseplease: wear clothes. Biking naked is a good way to make both bicycling and nudity look unappealing.

Unless, of course, it’s World Nake Bike Ride Day:

Then, please please please, let it all hang out and celebrate the possibility of a cleaner, greener, funner planet: