Pretty sure the Glasses are Fake.

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Indie turn-ons: eat “vegan ice cream, boycott corporate coffee, riding bikes all day, forgoing mainstream Victoria’s Secret bullsh*t”

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Either way, I agree with you whole-heartedly.