Jon Stewart on Imminent Democratic Collapse.

Entitlement programs spoil citizenry. Gays: not allowed to adopt children. No separation of church & state. God’s plan: rape victims get pregnant. Withdraw from UN, abolish EPA & taxes. And…Sharron Angle is tied in upcoming election against Democrat.

And if Demint wins, maybe we’ll follow his advice and prevent gays and unwed mothers from teaching.

And if the witch isn’t a witch, but is…me, then what’s that smoke doing behind us?