She’s got Tofu the size of Texas.

Oh Boulder…sometimes…well, most of the time, I just don’t relate.

The song “Nightmare Hippy Girl” by Beck sums it up prettttty well….

Nightmare Hippy Girl Lyrics:

She took me off my guard with disappointment
I got sucked inside of her apartment
She’s got dried-up flowers, flaky skin
A beaded necklace and a bottle of gin

She’s a nightmare Hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondling’ my world
She’s a whimsical, tragical beauty
Self-conscious and a little bit moody

It’s a new age letdown in my face
She’s so spaced out and there ain’t no space
She’s got marijuana on the bathroom tile
I’m caught in a vortex
She’s changing my style

She’s a nightmare Hippy girl
With her skinny fingers fondling my world
She’s a whimsical, tragical beauty
Uptight and a little bit snooty

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

She’s a magical, sparkling tease
She’s a rainbow choking’ the breeze
Yo, she’s busting out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
She’s a melted avocado on the shelf
She’s the science of herself
She’s spazzing out on a cosmic level
And she’s meditating with the devil
She’s cooking salad for breakfast
She’s got tofu the size of Texas
She’s a witness to her own glory
She’s a never-ending story
She’s a frolicking depression
She’s a self-inflicted obsession
She’s got a thousand lonely husbands
She’s playing footsie in another dimension
She’s a goddess milking her time

For all that it’s worth

Bonus:

Here’s my über-genius friend Jess Holzworth‘s video for Beck’s “Gamma Ray,” featurng Chloë Sevigny:

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