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December 20, 2011

The Onion gets real with Booty Wave!

This could be real, and the problem actually is (Katy Perry, Ke$sha…etc):

Pop Star’s Single, ‘Booty Wave’, Most Likely Civilization’s Downfall

“There’s no light in your eyes, K’ronikka.”

Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K’ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society.

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