January 15, 2012

And it’s…Sh*t Baristas Say.


Here’s your…pfffft…decaf mocha (eyeroll). This roast is off. There’s no x in espresso!? Someone’s latte is dying on the barrr!

I do some bar-back shifts at a speakeasy:

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Kate Bartolotta Jan 15, 2012 8:31am

I feel a little stabby when people call it eXpresso. (But I do love The Shins!)

Braja Sorensen Jan 15, 2012 12:23am

I love "we have cream and sugar out, but they're just props…."

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