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March 11, 2012

I’m A Slut: The Reformed Whores’ Response.

“I went to school, I speak my mind, I’m responsible for my behind I’m a slut, I’m a slut, I’m a slut.”

“But to be perfectly honest with you, if I had wanted to have sex at that time it would have been my own personal decision that had nothing to do with you or anyone else except for me and the one I choose to be with…I’m a S-L-U-T slut.”

Wait…you know how to spell? You know what that makes us? Elitists!

Did you go to college? I went to college. Do you know what that makes us? Snobs!

Thank You.

Just in case you missed it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfb9f7yFYgw&feature=related

Personal disclaimer: I literally cannot comment here. It would be absolutely unacceptable for me to share my thoughts on this right now. Pure outrage. That’s how this makes me feel.

 

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Kenneth Pangburn Mar 12, 2012 7:23am

Have never been a fan of Russ Limbaugh and never will with our without this outrageous situation. I'm not a female but up in arms about this also, Fluke has my support and great for her on not backing down. Let's hope all the advertisers pull out. Ken Pangburn

yogasamurai Mar 11, 2012 8:53am

Shameless hussies – and talented, too. I like how their routine morphed into "snob" and "elitist." Thanks for posting.

I think what makes Fluke a bit of a SL*T isn't her sexual behavior — it's her willingness to be pimped out by the political whores in Congress. She's a big girl. She went right on national television and put on a very good show of official "woundedness."

She may have a future in politics. This could be one of those moments like Herman Cain's confrontation with Bill Clinton in the 1992 town hall debate that ended up planting the seed for his political career.

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