“President Obama wanted to move the dinner to the Kennedy Center this year, but the Republicans wanted to keep it here at the Hilton, so they compromised and here we are at the Hilton.”
“Jimmy Kimmel jokes about the Secret Service sex scandal during the Correspondents’ dinner.”
“Mr. President, remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious.
That was your best one yet.”
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