Quote of the Day + Video: How to Mate like a Champion.

Via elephant journal
on Jul 17, 2012
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“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”

~ C.G. Jung

Need an example? Check out this mating ritual on Planet Koosbane, shared with us by Kermit the Frog.

*Warning! We don’t guarantee that trying this at home will result in success.


“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

~ Woody Allen

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9 Responses to “Quote of the Day + Video: How to Mate like a Champion.”

  1. That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.


  2. yogasamurai says:

    Note that the "female" has the long, protruding, tube-like organ (the penis). The "male" has an unusually large "orifice," (the vagina). My God, is there gender-bending on Koosbane, too? Or just more gender confusion?

    This must have been done deliberately, with a sense of irony?

    Not sure what to make of the "Big Bang" theory of spontaneous child-birth, though. So much for wooing and cooing, and breakfast in bed!

    On a more positive note: if Mom and Dad did consistently "blow up" and disappear during childbirth, we might just have a better planet.

    Offspring spend decades trying to free themselves from parental agendas and energies to rediscover their own completely separate relationship with their Creator. "Good" spiritually-grounded parents can help, but their human egos are also a huge hindrance.

    Imagine if the only real purpose of having children was to exalt the Source? Maybe we need a different concept of "parenting" and a different social arrangement for it?

    I know, it's only a funny video.

  3. cassandralanesmith says:

    Love it.

  4. Mamaste says:

    So cute!
    Just intro'd on FB to: Love, Funny & WOW.

  5. ahahahahah! Made my night. Love those crazy Koosbanians.

  6. Katie says:

    I don't know…. some of our human mating "rituals" here on Earth seem just as strange… if not stranger

  7. Hmm. So relationships can be like butting your heads together? 😉

    Love the Muppets. You can't go wrong with a Muppet reference can you?

  8. Awww Mandy you look so cute. Love the shirt! Cant’ wait to see if Shelby has “turned the corner”! Hope you have GREAT news Tuesday!

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