Top 10 No-Nos at Your Company Holiday Party.

Via David Romanelli
on Dec 8, 2012
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These are the Top 10 Things Not To Do or Say at Your Company’s Holiday Party:

10. Suck helium from the party balloons.

9. Double dip in the guacamole.

8. Sit on your boss’s lap.

7. Put ice in your red wine.

6. Demonstrate Mula bandha for anyone, let alone the mail room staff.

5. Bring your gerbil, even if he is “a furry ball of love.”

4. Give thrusty hugs.

3. Sit on your boss’s boss’s lap.

2. Bring an underaged date.

1. Say to someone, “You look like a young Newt Gingrich.”


Ed: Kate B.

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About David Romanelli

David "Yeah Dave" Romanelli has played a major role in pioneering the modernization of wellness in the United States. He believes wellness and feeling good is so much more than fancy yoga poses, green juice, and tight-fitting clothes. Dave launched his career fusing ancient wellness practices with modern passions like exotic chocolate, fine wine, and gourmet food by creating Yoga + Chocolate, Yoga + Wine, and Yoga for Foodies.  His work has been featured in The Wall Street JournalFood + Wine, Newsweek and The New York Times; and his debut book, Yeah Dave's Guide to Livin' the Moment reached #1 on the Amazon Self-Help Bestseller List. Dave's new book launches in Fall 2014 from Skyhorse Publishing. Check out his new show Yeah Dave! brought to you by Scripps Network, the people behind The Food Network, Travel Channel, HGTV, and more.  He is a current contributor to Health Magazine, Yoga Journal, and various other publications. Discover more about his journey on


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