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May 8, 2014

The Six Girls you’ll Date in College. {NSFW Video}

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 There’s no crazy like real repressed crazy…

…why you? She saw a Wes Anderson trailer once and thinks you’re quirky…who cares!?

A sequel to

The 6 Ways You’ll See Your Dad.

 , this video via College Humor is surprisingly right on.

Someday, maybe you’ll have a real girlfriend. But for now, we’ll learn by doing, making mistakes, falling in love, falling into lust, falling into and out of bed, again and again. Hell, the mistakes and falls could keep on coming for another decade or two, or life.

We’ve dated the competitive girl (who can’t relax in bed). We’ve fallen for the party girls, who love to play games. Eventually, we might find a friend…who we are attracted to. And we’ll call that true love. That’s right: go ahead and fuck your hoodie.

From comments: “The male equivalent would be the sci-fi obsessed geek, the drug addicted deadbeat, the fitness meathead who doesn’t get your jokes, the wimpy flatterer who agrees with everything you say, the player who tries to sleep with your best friend and the normal guy.”

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