June 7, 2014

Mom Says: T-T-Truck. Toddler Says: F*ck. ~ Alicia Wozniak {Video}

little girl says fuck instead of truck

Warning: F bombs straight ahead.

We shouldn’t laugh…

The first time my daughter, who is now 10, dropped the “f” bomb, she was around two years old. She joined me in my bed while we were waking up. We had two cats at the time and they started being, well, cats: “Those fucking cats!”

There was no stifling my laughter.

I was caught off guard—her precious little voice, that great big mother of all swear words.

“Baby, you can’t say that word. It’s a bad word.” She laughed back, “OK, Mommy.” Retelling that story now and even after it happened, I realize I never told her which word was the bad word. Obviously she heard me say it, so sure, it was a fair word to her.

She did say it again around the same time with her dad. They were driving to daycare when he ran into someone blocking the road. He dropped the “f” bomb and from the backseat came, “Yeah, ya fuckers!” He quickly recoiled.

Her reply?

“Damn it.”

Yes, we should really use better words to express ourselves in a more refined manner, especially in front of our kids. We try. We fail. We try again…

This little girl slayed me.


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Brian Westbye Aug 16, 2014 9:43am

Hah! My wife's first word was "yad-yammit!" after a few too many car rides with her mom.

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Alicia Wozniak

Alicia Wozniak was born and raised in Cleveland. “Woz” now lives in Tampa, with the rest of Ohio. This 40 year old can be found teaching Zumba, all over Facebook, figuring out Twitterblogging, and working her full time gig in a marketing division of a textbook publisher. She wonders how many jobs she really needs. If she isn’t moving, she’s unconscious. Life, which includes a Weez, is good and as long as the beer is cold and it isn’t snowing, she’ll keep moving forward—Xanax close at hand.