A portable biodegradable toilet for outdoor use!? What!?
My good friend Seth sent me a link to an unqualified website called “http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/“… sounds mundane… what could it be?
To my surprise, i opened my eyes to The Shitbox!
To the untrained eye, this may look like a simple cardboard box. But to the trained eye, it’s a world of poo’ing possibilities! The Shitbox is a portable cardboard toilet, so if you find yourself in the woods or at a music festival… you now have a green way to go to browntown! Aside from the thrill of the portable throne, you can drop a deuce in a totally green way… using the 10 included biodegradable “poo bags”. The end product, you ask? An easy way to go for 2 in a pinch!
The only question I have about this 70% recycled shite thrower… what is this biodegradable “poo bag” made of? And is the additive that makes it degrade, P-Life, good for the earth? That’s a question we at Elephant may have to answer… if you’re listening Mr. Shitboxer, throw a sample our way!
Sorry for the poop humor, it’s simply irresistible!
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I’m speechless . . . going green with your poo . . . amazing.
Man, where was this at Bonnaroo??? Oh wait — I had VIP
Thomas Crapper would be proud – i wish someone would name a body function after me!
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wow.