Review: Plastic Green Planet.
This new green gadget/outfit/toy is made of biodegradable (eventually) plastic in fair-labor (I think that’s what they said, I don’t speak Chinese) factories, shipped halfway across the (green) world in boats and trucks powered by naturally-sourced clean coal and earth juice (“gasoline”), and wrapped in clean PVC vinyl chemicals. You may not need it, but if you buy it and carry it around people will know you’re 1) eco-responsible and 2) rich and 3) cool.
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