Cause This is Thriller Right? ~ Doreen Hing

Via on Oct 31, 2010

There Ain’t No Second Chance Against the Thing With 40 DD’s.

As I start to see friend’s photos of their Halloween Fun, as a Brit + an official Grinch of Halloween, call me old fashioned, prude, closed minded (LOL), but seriously women, do you really need to thrust your fake DD’s over the top of your costumes and into mine and all your BFF’s  Social Media personal space?

First, being a Brit, I don’t understand why any random costume works, for me and the majority of my homeland, if you do have to dress up, at least it’s got to be related to the theme in hand, i.e. scary, ghoulish + fearsome. For women, even in England, yes we do want to look attractive in our fearsome outfits, perhaps I’m solo here, fierce rather than fearful of insecurity…

I won’t titillate you with a photo opp, there are many websites + I’m sure you’ll see a flurry of photos coming from a mate’s stream very soon. Watch your space, if in need…

As I send in my favourite fashion quote to care of Simon Doonan, “Say No to Ho…” which I never knew he coined, and I, the Well-Heeled Guru, have said it many a time too, I can not get over how many women still feel need to leave nothing up to the imagination, and push it all up there. I do love to see a woman dressed or costumed, showing all the curves that nature truly endowed her with, so it’s not that I have breast envy with my Asian AAA’s, so why does it bug the s^*t out of me?

I know I’m not the object of their flaunts + affections, however to me, if I was a guy, those eye poppin’ Double D’s, SHOUT OUT… Be warned, I’m fake, high maintenance, have issues with body image + I will make your life HELL…

‘Tis the night before Hallow’s Eve, go forth tonight + have your eyes popped…

Cause This is Thriller Right, There Ain’t No Second Chance Against The Thing With 40DD’s…

Doreen Hing, AKA The Well-Heeled Guru, is a repenting Elitist Fashionista & Serial Upgrader whose heart delights in the beauty of well designed & mindful products & services. She believes that conscious consumerism has the power to shift perspectives and to enhance and move forward societies’ lifestyles. The WHG recently dropped the “Elitist” and prefers to share the how-to, where & why’s of a Fashionista & Serial Upgrader lifestyle: hence Plank, her luxury yoga lifestyle brand. Her voice is contemporary with an unapologetic Brit irony and her discoveries, Plank AAPPs, (Awareness+Application=Plank’s Perspective) result in very real, almost incredulous, tangible & immediate benefits, which could possibly help others too…


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